emmie=stupid hoser

Sep 18, 2005 00:49

hiyas howdy

so lately i've been reading all sorts of wonderful things. mostly clive barker ('history of the devil' has changed my LIFE it's soooo amazing!) and some fanfiction which makes me happy (it also helps me to know that there are other people out there in denial about sirius' d-d-d-dea...unexplainedabscencefrombooksix...::stare::) also there's 'the historian' and '1984' and...and...otherreallyfunstuff.

the one acts RULED THE WORLD. dude, jen and maria and chris and allie and nicole and dyllan and and and EVERYONE was/were sooooo awesome and fun and really great. i MUST do it again. am most certainly participating in districts because i simply must.

now time for emmie to be weird

okay every one, head for the mountains and stuff! this was quite a while ago, and is not for the faint of heart...okay, so maybe it is, but mostly it's just stupid. but it amused/amuses me and i'm bored and feel like posting stuff ::rolls eyes:: whatever.

Shtupngoaway123 [8:39 PM]: hey doll!
ACB1189 [8:40 PM]: Hey
Shtupngoaway123 [8:41 PM]: how is are you bejing?
Shtupngoaway123 [8:41 PM]: and yes, i mean in china
Shtupngoaway123 [8:43 PM]: aggh, how are you?
ACB1189 [8:43 PM]: Haha, I'm great
ACB1189 [8:44 PM]: Had to run off for a minute
Shtupngoaway123 [8:44 PM]: oh, okay
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: i wasnt sure whether or not you just hadnt understood my rambling
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: wooo
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: glad you're great
ACB1189 [8:45 PM]: lol
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: it sucks, we have school tomorrow
ACB1189 [8:45 PM]: I"m wonderful! The Precalc portfolio is due on MONDAY! WEEEE
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: ah, lucky you
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: raksha was stressing about that as well
Shtupngoaway123 [8:45 PM]: fu fu fu

ACB1189 [8:46 PM]: Haha, I bet.
ACB1189 [8:46 PM]: I hate it.
Shtupngoaway123 [8:46 PM]: glad i'm not in it..
Shtupngoaway123 [8:46 PM]: geometry is sooo easy
Shtupngoaway123 [8:47 PM]: i do all of my homework within the five minutes early im in class
Shtupngoaway123 [8:47 PM]: i never do it at home
ACB1189 [8:47 PM]: Yeah, geometry was great
Shtupngoaway123 [8:49 PM]: wooot
Shtupngoaway123 [8:49 PM]: so whatcha thinkin bout?
Shtupngoaway123 [8:49 PM]: make it interesting
ACB1189 [8:50 PM]: Umm
ACB1189 [8:50 PM]: Sonic the Hedgehog wants to bang Jet 88 times
Shtupngoaway123 [8:50 PM]: so i saw
ACB1189 [8:51 PM]: hehe
Shtupngoaway123 [8:51 PM]: ...::raises sword sideways at arms length:: not quite interesting enough
Shtupngoaway123 [8:51 PM]: ::malicious glint to eye::
ACB1189 [8:51 PM]: Eep.
ACB1189 [8:51 PM]: .... **grabs Jet's cool Spanish sword**
ACB1189 [8:51 PM]: Wooo
Shtupngoaway123 [8:52 PM]: ::waves around her sword which is actually a broomstick::
ACB1189 [8:53 PM]: Ooh... I want one!!!
Shtupngoaway123 [8:54 PM]: ::grabs it back and clutches broom to chest:: NO! 's mine, i stole it from krum, go get your own!!
ACB1189 [8:54 PM]: Uh... uh! **sniff** Oh I know!
ACB1189 [8:54 PM]: Haaaaaaaa-rrrrrreeeee!
Shtupngoaway123 [8:54 PM]: A-mieh! *sniff* I vant my broomstick back!!
Shtupngoaway123 [8:55 PM]: no chance of that Krummy boy!!
Shtupngoaway123 [8:55 PM]: ::evil laughter::
Shtupngoaway123 [8:55 PM]: Krum: ::sad::
ACB1189 [8:55 PM]: **bats eyelashes** Can I *borrow* your broom?
ACB1189 [8:55 PM]: Haha, poor Krm.
ACB1189 [8:55 PM]: **Krum
Shtupngoaway123 [8:55 PM]: who are you batting eyes at now girly?!
ACB1189 [8:55 PM]: Harry.
Shtupngoaway123 [8:56 PM]: Krum: Oh! Hello Harry
Shtupngoaway123 [8:57 PM]: ::tugs Krum away from Harry::
Shtupngoaway123 [8:57 PM]: oh come off it potter, dont get all friendly with MY champion now
Shtupngoaway123 [8:57 PM]: go get your own!
ACB1189 [8:57 PM]: > O
ACB1189 [8:57 PM]: **: O
Shtupngoaway123 [8:57 PM]: Harry: b-but i AM a champion!
Shtupngoaway123 [8:58 PM]: ::snorts:: YEA RIGHT!
Shtupngoaway123 [8:58 PM]: stupid kid
Shtupngoaway123 [8:58 PM]: ::shakes head::
ACB1189 [8:58 PM]: Aww...
ACB1189 [8:58 PM]: **pats Harry's back** Noooooow can I have the broom?
Shtupngoaway123 [8:58 PM]: Krum: b-but...A-mieh..he IS a champion..
Shtupngoaway123 [8:59 PM]: Emmie: ::not buyin it::
ACB1189 [8:59 PM]: **big smart voice** Actually, Emmie-dear, Harry *is* a champion.
Shtupngoaway123 [9:00 PM]: Emmie: ::looks around:: who said dat?!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:00 PM]: chii, i dont believe you..
ACB1189 [9:01 PM]: Umm....
Shtupngoaway123 [9:01 PM]: Draco: chii, me neither
ACB1189 [9:01 PM]: But it's true!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:01 PM]: Emmie: oh..okay
Shtupngoaway123 [9:02 PM]: Draco: WHAT?!
ACB1189 [9:02 PM]: ... **looks at Harry** Now can I have it?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:02 PM]: Krum: i vant my broomstick back A-mieh!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:02 PM]: Emmie: NOT UNTIL YOU SAY MY NAME RIGHT!!
ACB1189 [9:03 PM]: Haha! :PPP Krum
Shtupngoaway123 [9:03 PM]: Draco: stupid forgein exchange student
Shtupngoaway123 [9:03 PM]: ::snigger::
ACB1189 [9:04 PM]: ... **decides to just swipe Harry's stupid broom**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:04 PM]: Krum: HARRY!!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:04 PM]: Harry: oh SHIT
Shtupngoaway123 [9:04 PM]: Emmie/Draco: ::snigger::
ACB1189 [9:05 PM]: **rides off into the night**
ACB1189 [9:05 PM]: Sucker!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:06 PM]: Emmie/Draco: ::grab Krums/His broomstick and fly off after you::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:07 PM]: Krum: ::scowls::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:07 PM]: Cedric: ::comforts Krum::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:07 PM]: Emmie: ooh! now that's hot!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:08 PM]: Draco: oh yea
ACB1189 [9:08 PM]: Hehe. **circles around and throws a rock at Krum**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:08 PM]: Emmie: that's hot
ACB1189 [9:08 PM]: Which turns out to be a dirt clod
Shtupngoaway123 [9:08 PM]: Krum: AGH! ::dirt::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:08 PM]: Harry: Was it just me or did Paris Hilto--
Shtupngoaway123 [9:09 PM]: Emmie: NO
ACB1189 [9:09 PM]: **scrunched up face***
Shtupngoaway123 [9:09 PM]: Emmie: ::eats tinkerbelle::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:09 PM]: Draco: ::is disgusted but oddly amused::
ACB1189 [9:09 PM]: Whooooa
Shtupngoaway123 [9:09 PM]: Krum: ::is suddenly in fear for his life::
ACB1189 [9:09 PM]: Woo hoo
ACB1189 [9:10 PM]: **throws another clod**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:10 PM]: Krum: AGH! ::dirt::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:11 PM]: Cedric: ::doesnt think krum's so hot all covered in dirt::
ACB1189 [9:11 PM]: ^_^ **magically charms a pile of dirt clods to rain over Cedric and Krum**
ACB1189 [9:11 PM]: **claps** Ha ha! You can't reach me!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:12 PM]: Emmie: ::LAUGHS!!::
ACB1189 [9:12 PM]: Hmm... *does a loop-de-loop** Wait... Hermione's not supposed to be good at riding a broom... **starts to lose balance**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:12 PM]: Draco: ::is hit by dirt clod:: why..my father..
Shtupngoaway123 [9:12 PM]: Harry: IS IN AZKABAN!! HAHAHAHAHA
Shtupngoaway123 [9:13 PM]: dirt clod: ::hits harry::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:13 PM]: Emmie: REVENGE!!
ACB1189 [9:13 PM]: **laughs** Whooa... **starts to fall**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:13 PM]: Emmie: uh-oh
Shtupngoaway123 [9:13 PM]: Emmie: but if you're hermione, and that's krum...
Shtupngoaway123 [9:14 PM]: ::glances at Krum and Cedric who have decided to totally disregard the dirt::
ACB1189 [9:14 PM]: ... **gags**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:14 PM]: Emmie: um..
Shtupngoaway123 [9:14 PM]: so you're with ron i assume?
ACB1189 [9:14 PM]: Um... **glances around**... Harry's taken.. so... girl power! No boyfriend
ACB1189 [9:15 PM]: **remembers she is fallng** Ahhh!
ACB1189 [9:15 PM]: Um.. umm... **charms self**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:15 PM]: Emmie: ::saves the day AND hermione!!::
ACB1189 [9:16 PM]: Oh, cool!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:16 PM]: hermione: you're my hero!

ACB1189 [9:16 PM]: Thank you so much, Emmie! **sticks tongue out at boys** No thanks to YOU
Shtupngoaway123 [9:16 PM]: Emmie: ::laughs::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:17 PM]: Krum/Cedric: ::seem not to notice anything::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:17 PM]: Harry: erm..
Shtupngoaway123 [9:17 PM]: ::blush::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:17 PM]: Draco: ::vaguely interested:: i think they're rather occupied, ne?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:17 PM]: Emmie=giggle factory
ACB1189 [9:18 PM]: ... **breaks out the video camera**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:19 PM]: Emmie/Draco: ::drool::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:19 PM]: Emmie to Draco: You know what, you're too gay whenever i write your part
Shtupngoaway123 [9:19 PM]: Draco: ::shrugs and tightens rainbow scarf:: what can i say?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:19 PM]: Emmie: i spose i got carried away..
ACB1189 [9:20 PM]: Hehe
Shtupngoaway123 [9:20 PM]: random drama people who are obsessed with Wicked: AND NOT JUST BY A BALLOOON!!
ACB1189 [9:20 PM]: **claps for Draco** Awesome, awesome
Shtupngoaway123 [9:20 PM]: Emmie: tehe
Shtupngoaway123 [9:20 PM]: Draco: ::frowns slightly::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:21 PM]: um, maybe you're right about making me TOO queer
Shtupngoaway123 [9:21 PM]: i mean, i'll admit i AM a poofer, but..fishnets and a lime green mini skirt? emmie darling, that's a bit much
Shtupngoaway123 [9:21 PM]: Krum: ::takes a break from cedric, spots draco, whistles::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:22 PM]: Cedric: are you making eyes at that slytherin kid?! OMGWTFBBQ!!
ACB1189 [9:22 PM]: **takes lots of pictures**
Shtupngoaway123 [9:22 PM]: ::bitch slap::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:22 PM]: Emmie: ::falls off her broom she's laughing so much::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:22 PM]: ::but it doesnt matter::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:22 PM]: ::because magically, she is suspended in mid-air by sheer happiness::
ACB1189 [9:23 PM]: Wee! **goes crazy** When Wizards Go Wild
ACB1189 [9:23 PM]: ... No no... better... Wizards Gone Wild
Shtupngoaway123 [9:24 PM]: Emmie: ::climbs back on broom:: how about a documentary "hogwarts, from the eyes of emmie and hermione/ali: everyone is gay"
ACB1189 [9:25 PM]: Wee! The best
Shtupngoaway123 [9:25 PM]: ::somewhere off in the bowels of the castle you hear snape singing "toucha-toucha-touch me"::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:25 PM]: Emmie: XD
Shtupngoaway123 [9:25 PM]: Hermione: XD
Shtupngoaway123 [9:25 PM]: Draco: 0.o
ACB1189 [9:25 PM]: **gasp** Hot! **runs to record it**
ACB1189 [9:25 PM]: **laughs along the way
ACB1189 [9:26 PM]: **
Shtupngoaway123 [9:26 PM]: Cedric: snape? isnt he with harry?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:26 PM]: Harry: NOOOO!!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:26 PM]: ::pause:: that's lucius
Shtupngoaway123 [9:26 PM]: Draco: 0.o
Shtupngoaway123 [9:26 PM]: DAD?!
ACB1189 [9:26 PM]: Ahhh....
Shtupngoaway123 [9:26 PM]: Lucius: ::matching fishnets and mini skirt:: mm, yes darling?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:27 PM]: Emmie: ::commentating:: It's father/son day here in my world
ACB1189 [9:27 PM]: Oh yes
ACB1189 [9:28 PM]: Ooh....
Shtupngoaway123 [9:28 PM]: yes?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:28 PM]: ::wants chocolate::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:28 PM]: Lupin: ::wants chocolate covered sirius::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:29 PM]: Harry: AAAHH!!!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:29 PM]: Krum: who?
ACB1189 [9:29 PM]: Mmm.
Shtupngoaway123 [9:29 PM]: Cedric: Who?
Shtupngoaway123 [9:29 PM]: Lucius: WHERE!?! =D
Shtupngoaway123 [9:30 PM]: Emmie: and so, young harry potter was traumatized for life...
Shtupngoaway123 [9:30 PM]: Draco: it's like the GAY ate my soul out and replaced it with sparkles--
Shtupngoaway123 [9:30 PM]: Snape: and glitter
Shtupngoaway123 [9:31 PM]: Lucius: and cherry flavoured condoms!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:31 PM]: that's my favorite emmie quote!
ACB1189 [9:31 PM]: Aww, they're ending eachother's sentences
Shtupngoaway123 [9:31 PM]: Emmie: like..totally..
Shtupngoaway123 [9:31 PM]: ::grin::
Shtupngoaway123 [9:31 PM]: i'm soooo saving this convo..
ACB1189 [9:31 PM]: Hehe. ^_^
ACB1189 [9:32 PM]: Ooh... gotta go finish Englsih.. >.<
ACB1189 [9:32 PM]: See you tomorrowe, maybe.
ACB1189 [9:32 PM]: Unless they cancel it tomorrow morning.
Shtupngoaway123 [9:32 PM]: yea, that's what i'm doing
ACB1189 [9:32 PM]: Byebye!
Shtupngoaway123 [9:32 PM]: yea
Shtupngoaway123 [9:32 PM]: byebye!

sorry if it doesnt make much sense and/or it makes your brain hurt. more or less, this is mostly for ali and my amusement.

i have a rather bizarre sense of humour (kind of like ellen! OMGONEACTSREFERENCE!)

thanks a lot to everyone who came to said one acts, they were fun, ne?

baka green goes off to harass draco and listen to bad japanese music
Previous post Next post
Up