on behalf of bill belichik
i would just like to say, fuck all of you. seriously. it's kinda interesting, isn't it? how the same head coaches that are "coming out of the woodwork," like they're all alterboys of Father Porter, are the same coaches who use even cheaper tactics than Bill Belichick. the fans too. especially the fans: fuck you too. remember when all those Jets fans could do to cope with a home loss was make fun of Tedi Bruschi for having a stroke? Or how about when Miami intentionally cools down the visiting team locker rooms in an attempt to heat-shock the players and dehydrate them, when they get on the 100+ degree field? (oh no! lookie! he's taping hand-signals!) How about when Pittsburgh played a home game and kept the field full of divots and sink-holes, leading to several injuries on the field for (some fucking co-incidence) ONLY the Patriots!? Say what you want about Bill Belichick, at least he doesn't encourage his defensive line to gorge on Mcdonalds just to gain the weight. Oh yeah, let's not forget the countless teams who were caught artificially amplifying crowd noise to distract the players and drown out their communication! ((cough-cough-Indy-cough-cough)).
This is just fucking stupid. Like the time Don Zimmer charges the mound on the Sox-Yankees '03 game after Pedro Martinez and all he can do is bitch about how Pedro humiliated him when he got owned. Losers. Sore Losers. But hey, let's wait and see where the season takes us. Even if we don't make it to the playoffs, we'll still leave you wondering what other devious schemes the Pats coaching staff are up to. (rumor has it that the coach gives pep-talks in the locker room before EVERY game! (gasp!)) The rest of you just keep coaching and playing like your shit don't stink.
This is just fucking stupid. Like the time Don Zimmer charges the mound on the Sox-Yankees '03 game after Pedro Martinez and all he can do is bitch about how Pedro humiliated him when he got owned. Losers. Sore Losers. But hey, let's wait and see where the season takes us. Even if we don't make it to the playoffs, we'll still leave you wondering what other devious schemes the Pats coaching staff are up to. (rumor has it that the coach gives pep-talks in the locker room before EVERY game! (gasp!)) The rest of you just keep coaching and playing like your shit don't stink.