Filopedia: Platon Yarowstotelevich Ohuelenin

Jun 19, 2006 14:55

Filopedia, the Brains-Free zacyclopediya:
Platon Yarowstotelevich Ohuelenin, also well-known under his party-conspirative nickname "Jean-Paul Wolfowitch Hodozovsky".
Platon Ohuelenin was born in a poor family of gay-skinheads, a jew and a nigger, both infernal drug-dealers, in suburbs of R'Lyeh (the capital city of Nepal). So being reproduced with no using palka nor paletz, he automatically receiving nepalian passport, password, and crossword, he became a tru' cybershoggoth, never leaving purified proletarian opium from his buggy mind. In the atmosphere of drugs and spirits, usual for Nazi-Skin suburbs of R'Lyeh at the end of Lost "Goldblin" Age, it was a quite usual asocial phenomenon, the earliest prototype of a future "worldwide plan economy".
When being 666 years old, he throughgoes chtulhuyian initiation near Hill Gates's creature, where Deep-Blue Windows was suddenly hanged before him, and The Message appears here. Those message was written on secret inoplanet language or encoding, but young Platon clearly understood the word "Fhtagn". After this Event he often viewed and listened The Word Of The Message on the house walls, surfaces of city roads, or simply in the clouds in the sky. Later, while working in pacifizdic gangs of maoists-daoists (see below), he sometimes drawed The Word Of The Message on the city walls and groundroads itself.
Platon started his work among pazifizdic maoisis-daoists at 1024 years old with entering Dranna Jark Bloodhound Peopless' Gang, probably the most lunatic followers of Marl Karx "Jyw" and Jesus "Akbar" Buddha (both well-unknown ancient uzbekian jews-zeonists). Because of this, Platon made a brainsfuckingall career and already in ages of between 215 and 216 years sold, he worked in the deepest assquaters of worldwide pazifizdic network. doing this, he paying achtungs both deeply studying and developing classical dao-mao theory of "Nordic Gods' Plan" and actively intriguing inside the mao-dao topless bureacracy. As a result of those intrigues, he becomes the Peader of pacifizds netfuck, after killbilling its former Ass, Phillip-Borris Abramovich Abramovich, well-unknown as Osama "Starric" Hattabych ibn Hussein. In theoretical ganjafield, researches of Platon Yarowstotelevich resulted in transforming maoism-daoism into completed, structurized and logically formalized politeical doctrine, which is clearly described in his flaming creative, named "Working like Stakanov: theory and practice of bidecimal overdosing of daily plans". This genius work was first published on 13 Jewfly, year 1488 A.M.F.G., in the state-sponsored ungerground publishing agency in Pohunyan city (the capital city of Peopless' Zeonist Republic of Kromanyon [PZRK]), in shortened edition, under the afftar's nickname "Kim Ty Bush" [see: Bear Fuhrer Partaikamraden Kim Ty Bush,"Working like Stakanov: theory and practice of bidecimal overdosing of daily plans"].
Under Platon's peadership, mao-dao movement become well-known all over the world. E.g., it takes account for destructing "Titanic" sheep [by suicidal diver Fritz "Frozen" Aisberg; in 14-15 April, 1912, "Mir" playstation [by conspiratively infiltred "GDP" agent; in 23 March, 2001], "Vkursk" supermarine [by the same way; in 2000, Augusto 12-26] Soviet Union of America [by the similar way; in Augusto 21-25, 1991], USD$ [by using the objective laws of capitalist economy; in 1929-33], United Russia [by Platon Ohuelenin personally; in 1917, November 07], and Twin Skyscrapers of World Terrocenter in da Reichtmacht the Forth [by overloading the main concrete construction with the soul-flaming infra-red banner; in 2001, September, 11].
By the value of its world-hihistorical role, Platon Yarowstotelevich Ohuelenin will eternally stay in the same luftgasenwagen as Condemnante Fecal Distro the Eternal, George "Skyfucker" Lukashenko, Abram ter Saw "Open" Altzgamer, Franz-Jozef Nicksonovich "Kuz'kin Mad" Khrustalin, and Bill-Arvi Mithgates the Banner.

Written especially for them.

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