Politicians
A dozen politicians are traveling to a political rally by Learjet when the pilot has a heart attack and dies, right there behind the stick. The plane crashes in the country, way out in the middle of nowhere. By the time the tower discovers that the plane is missing, tracks it down, reports it to the local authorities, and the police and ambulances arrive at the scene, it's all over--a local farmer is packing dirt over the last of 13 graves laid in neat rows next to the remains of the fuselage.
A police officer sadly asks the farmer, "They all died at the scene? Not a single one survived the crash?"
The farmer replies, "Well, some of them said they were still alive, but everyone knows better than to trust a politician..."
A police officer sadly asks the farmer, "They all died at the scene? Not a single one survived the crash?"
The farmer replies, "Well, some of them said they were still alive, but everyone knows better than to trust a politician..."