The wonders of modern slang

[computer_boy]

What used to be great is now sick.

What was once fat (overweight=bad) is now phat (awesome=good).

What was once a destroyer of targets, "The Bomb" is now "Da BOMB!" (the biggest/best thing ever).

So this means if you're a "sick phat shit bomb", you must be the best thing that ever existed.

Comments

[tydestra]

Yeah if we were still in 1996 :p

[computer_boy]

Smartarse. ;)

[tydestra]

1996 slang is way better than the Aussies never got off Sesame St. slang that you guys use.

[computer_boy]

Says Little Miss Snarky Remark from "Heys youse guys! I wanna axe youse a question!" Central. ;)

[tydestra]

That's regional dialect, not slang and oh - y el ingles es mi segundo idioma.

[computer_boy]

I know it is.

You might not realise, our shortening of words is a form of slang-cross-regional dialect, not laziness.