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[comps_are_life]

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Since I wasn't answering the phone Ren and Rai actually came over to my apartment.

And since I locked the door they thought the Diabolo was trying to kill me so those two pathetically idiots trying to stop the Diabolo overreacted and Ren blew my door off its hinges.

Ren's actually pretty hot for a homeless kid. Too bad he's not a slut like

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[emoing]

Oh, it will. At least you're not stuck in some weird jutsu?

[comps_are_life]

At least there's that, I guess... wasn't that what happened to Naruto?

At least there's people to torment.

[emoing]

Yeah. But you aren't an idiot like he is, so that happening to you is a very small chance.

Not to mention people to amuse.

[comps_are_life]

Well, that and I don't know jutsu or anything...

I think the only person I've amused so far is you. That's going to have to change, eh?

[emoing]

And for good reason. You're not quite the ninja type, anyway.

Oh? Try it, then.

[comps_are_life]

... Not at all. I couldn't even play tennis properly. XD

I'm waiting until someone who actually appreciates being hit on starts commenting. Or whatever happens. God, I'm bored.

[emoing]

Double your advantage.

Aw. Is that all you're upset about? Unless guys aren't your thing, practice on me.

[comps_are_life]

I don't think there's anything wrong with playing tennis...

That and she won't get offline so that's all I can do at this point.

I like guys. Sure.

Hmm. So will being taken pose a problem for you, Sasuke-kun?

[emoing]

Are you insane? There's a shit lot of wrong with playing it.

Depends on what you have in mind. Because I'm a bit too loyal to my raccoon to go past flirting.

[comps_are_life]

The tennis boys haven't done anything to you, though....

I realize that. But it's polite to ask first, eh? XD Let's see. My pick-up lines totally suck. But. I can say you're hellishly good-looking, can't I?

[emoing]

Doesn't matter.

Something I already knew. But do go on.

[comps_are_life]

Your inflated ego is like fine wine and it improves with age, comments, and the fact that you're relieving my boredom.

[emoing]

You play well.

[comps_are_life]

It's in my nature. Until a better world comes along I'm just going to laugh and play. I'm a backstabbing bastard. >D

Let's see how long I can keep it up. For you I'd decide not to destroy the world, even make the world a better place, because your eyes compel me, the slight traces of your smile encourage mass amounts of total bullshit.

(OOC: I'm having too much fun with this.)

[emoing]

No, no. You'll only convince me to put out if you're sincere all the way. Now sway me.

((OOC: AHHAHAHAH! And I'm having too much lulz poking him. 8]))

[comps_are_life]

I was being sincere. You can't put a price on that kind of honesty from a liar like me, just like you can't put a price on what a fucking joy it'd be to have you in bed with me.

(OOC: Yus, the feeling's mutual! 8D I would pick up Kyouya if it weren't for the fact that other characters would kill him and they'd have a right to. And him and Hiromi would have to talk and I don't wanna talk to myself, surprisingly enough. XD)