1. Welcome
...Hello...
Tender Lender is now open for business again.
If you find yourself strapped for cash... or needing that little bit extra... we will tenderly lend it to you, here at Tender Lender.
Now under... new management.
Please let me know here if you're interested. We can schedule a meeting... and find the right repayment plan just for you.
...Which reminds me...
Mr. Armstrong... I know you're on here. It's nearing the end of the month again...
I'll be coming to pay you a visit... very soon. You'll be ready this time, won't you? If not...
Hee... Hee... Hee...
Tender Lender is now open for business again.
If you find yourself strapped for cash... or needing that little bit extra... we will tenderly lend it to you, here at Tender Lender.
Now under... new management.
Please let me know here if you're interested. We can schedule a meeting... and find the right repayment plan just for you.
...Which reminds me...
Mr. Armstrong... I know you're on here. It's nearing the end of the month again...
I'll be coming to pay you a visit... very soon. You'll be ready this time, won't you? If not...
Hee... Hee... Hee...