America's Longest Running Catalog

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Have you ever heard of Hammacher Schlemmer? I just read this catalog cover-to-cover for the first time in my life, and it kept me glued! Once you look through it, you'd really wish you had all the money in the world. So many of the items seem perpetually pleasurable and unmistakably cool, cute, and sometimes just plain hot. I said it. Hot! I haven't looked at the website yet, but you can check it out at hammacher.com if you like. If you click that link, it should open in a new window for you, so you can keep reading this too.

Some of my most wanted items in the catalog so far are...

• The Best Locating and Tracking Telescope.
• The Media Archive Vault.
• The Automatic Soft Serve Ice Cream Maker.
• The Best Blender.
• The Advanced Robotic Chess Tutor. (I'm just now getting into chess, don't call me a geek! Pssh.)
• The Mold and Germ Destroying Air Purifier. (For real! I gots alergies!)

That's pretty much it. I could really use all this stuff, I think. Maybe for my entire life? lol. If you've already read through all this stuff, keep in mind that you'll likely find more things that you'll love to have if you check out the site. There's a lot of things in the catalog that I'm thinking of buying for my friends... I'm a little excited... I'd be more excited if I had a job. Bleh. Anywho, the description on the front of the catalog is "Offering the Best, the Only and the Unexpected for 159 years."... I believe that, for sure. Cool beans.