Dear Emily,

Just writing to tell you that I’m not upset at all, despite the fact that you doomed me to an eternity of boredom at my sister’s wedding. I could have been sitting on beach with you, ogling surfer boys and getting a tan, but no, I was stuck in horrible dress robes and forced to sit in a room wishing (along with everyone else) that I ( Read more... )

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Personally delivered to Lucius Malfoy, with a smile, during breakfast in the Great Hall

My dearest Lucius,

I was ever so flattered to receive your proposal. Really, such a thing goes straight to a girl’s head.

However, I am most terribly sorry to tell you that I must turn you down. You see, I am already engaged ( Read more... )

Dear Emily,

He didn't do it.

I was so sure he was going to, Em. So sure. I can't, I mean I don't Oh, gods, Em, I don't even know what to say. Sorry this is such a shite letter, Em. I just had to tell you.


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Dear Uncle Sir Uncle Alphard,

Thank you very much for you kind letter. Please don't be offended when I say I was suprised to hear from you, but it's odd to recieve a letter from someone you don't know. I do apreciate appreciate Professor Dumbledore asking you to write me, though, as Mother and Father are still rather upset over my Sorting. and ( Read more... )

Dear Emily,

Remember back in fifth year, when I was worried about OWLs, and you offered to come kidnap me and take me to California with you? And we would lounge at the beach and listen to the Beach Boys and ogle the surfers all day long. If that offer still stands, Em, I'll take you up on it in an instant.

My sister is getting married. I don't ( Read more... )

EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Tonks,

Ted told me about the letter my parents wrote to you. I just want to say that I am so, so sorry. I never imagined they would do something like that. If I had known it would go that far, I never even would have asked.

Don't worry about the threats; they can't do anything like that. At least I don't think they can. Even ( Read more... )

Dear Father,

I know that you and Mother will be spending most of the summer abroad, and have been worrying about what to do with Narcissa and me. I think you will be pleased, therefore, that my boyfriend Ted Theodore has invited me to stay with him over the holidays. He has already written to his parents, and they have given their permission and ( Read more... )

Dear Sirius ( Read more... )