*sighs* *glances around and then hugs him fiercely and bites his ear* Missed you, Reg, don't go and do something stupid like die so I won't have you around.
*steps away from him, making a show of brushing down the front of his robes* Anyway, you have no imagination just changing Black to Brown. There is a whole, vivid number of coulours to choose from - you could have been Mr R. Pink, or Mr R. Indigo, or something like that.
Because you're stubborn, and stupid, and you don't think when you should. *holds him a little tighter* Don't die unless you're going to take me with you. I know we fight but you're my best friend and...and I don't want to be alone.
Well, if I was you I would. Regulus is an awful name - just makes it sound like you use the toilet a lot.
*somewhat haughtily* Everyone calls me that because they are too lazy and uncultured to use my proper name. It's the best name I could ever have hoped for, and I expect that you're simply jealous.
*huffs* It's clearly inferior to Regulus. I don't know what your parents were thinking. *rather bitchily* They are pureblood, aren't they? It's just that Rabastan sounds rather uncouth...
Mr R. Brown? Not very imaginative are you?
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*stops suddenly*
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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*glances around and then hugs him fiercely and bites his ear*
Missed you, Reg, don't go and do something stupid like die so I won't have you around.
*steps away from him, making a show of brushing down the front of his robes*
Anyway, you have no imagination just changing Black to Brown. There is a whole, vivid number of coulours to choose from - you could have been Mr R. Pink, or Mr R. Indigo, or something like that.
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*yelps, taken by surprise*
*stands there awkwardly, not really knowing what to do*
*almost softly*
Why would I do something like that?
*briskly*
Stop talking nonsense. I would never change my name.
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Because you're stubborn, and stupid, and you don't think when you should.
*holds him a little tighter*
Don't die unless you're going to take me with you. I know we fight but you're my best friend and...and I don't want to be alone.
Well, if I was you I would. Regulus is an awful name - just makes it sound like you use the toilet a lot.
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*huffs*
I am not stupid!
*relaxes a little, not standing quite so stiffly any more*
Don't be ridiculous. I'm not going to die.
*small outraged squeal*
My mother gave me that name! It's been in the family for centuries!
*snorts disgustingly*
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*nudges against Regulus's cheek with his nose and then grins*
Doesn't mean it's a nice name! That's why everyone calls you Reg.
Heh.
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Everyone calls me that because they are too lazy and uncultured to use my proper name. It's the best name I could ever have hoped for, and I expect that you're simply jealous.
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Don't be silly. I love my name, you can't make fun of it at all. Best name there ever was.
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It's clearly inferior to Regulus. I don't know what your parents were thinking. *rather bitchily* They are pureblood, aren't they? It's just that Rabastan sounds rather uncouth...
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Rabastan does not sound uncouth. It sounds exotic and regal!
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It sounds like a big, uncouth, hairy mans name.
Now, Regulus. That's a regal-sounding name.
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*sniffs*
It sounds like someone who has diarrhea!
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It does so! Big, hairy and dirty.
*outraged*
Well I certainly do not have diarrhoea!
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It sounds pretty, and powerful and imposing and you just don't know anything!
*wrinkles his nose*
Do! Your name is stupid.
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