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REGULUS BLACK: 5 June 1976

Feb 06, 2006 16:21

Bella!

Do you know what Rabastan has done? DO YOU? First, he let his stinking cat impregnate a disgusting mongrel! Doesn't he know ANYTHING about the basic rules of breeding? And it belonged to a Hufflepuff! But that's not the worst thing, Bella! Not by far!

HE LET THE VILE THING HAVE IT'S REVOLTING, DIRTY-BLOODED OFFSPRING ON MY BED!

ON MY ( Read more... )

regulus_black, 1976

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stagboy February 6 2006, 16:52:59 UTC

*pulls a face*
For once, I really don't think you're over-reacting. Still, you have to ask yourself if you'd been any happier to have pureblooded kittens spawned all over you.

favourite_son February 6 2006, 17:37:16 UTC

*folds his arms*
What do you mean: 'for once'? I assure you that I never over-react.

*shudders at the memory*
Of course not! They'd still be the same filthy animals. Although then I could maybe better understand Rabastan attempting to turn the Slytherin dormitories into a farm.

stagboy February 7 2006, 23:09:09 UTC

*pauses*

You're so sweet, you know. I mean, really you are.

favourite_son February 7 2006, 23:18:25 UTC

*looks mutinous*
I most certainly am not! There is nothing sweet about me. How would you like me to call you...*flounders, trying to come up with something suitable and failing completely* *lamely* cute?

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rabastanlestran February 6 2006, 18:00:52 UTC

I'm just happy I have a purring cat in my lap as I reply to this.

*distraught*
Regulus! I'm so sorry! Please, you can have my bed! I'm sorry.

favourite_son February 6 2006, 18:38:26 UTC

*laughs* Regulus wouldn't appreciate it! :D

*refuses to acknowledge Rabastan's presence*

rabastanlestran February 6 2006, 18:39:43 UTC

Regulus! Please, I'm sorry! It wasn't my fault!

favourite_son February 6 2006, 19:00:32 UTC

*hisses*
No? Explain to me how it wasn't your fault!

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traced_snake February 7 2006, 02:27:32 UTC

*makes a face*

Ugh, how horrid! I like cats, but that is utterly disgusting. You should have drown the beasts! Did you? You will, won't you? How disgraceful!

And to think I was going to beg Mum for a cat...

favourite_son February 7 2006, 20:46:48 UTC

*shudders*
I know! I'm sure I can still smell it! Believe me, Tracey, I would drown the little rats if I could bear to touch them.

just_loyal_true February 7 2006, 04:47:41 UTC

Regulus! Have you seen the kittens?
*teasingly*
Aren't they adorable?

Fantastic letter! *giggles*

favourite_son February 7 2006, 20:48:02 UTC

*glares*
They're digusting little beasts!

I'm so glad you liked it! I think Regulus takes after his mother with the screeching!

just_loyal_true February 8 2006, 00:53:23 UTC

Disgusting?
*winks*
You must mean disgustingly cute, of course!

Are you going to keep one?

lol! Now that you mention it, I can see the mother/son resemblance in their tone... :-)

favourite_son February 8 2006, 20:09:45 UTC

*scowls*
How can you possibly say that those vile things are cute?

*rather high-pitched voice*
Of course I'm not! And neither is Rabastan! I shall make sure he doesn't, believe me!

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serpent_lord February 7 2006, 21:41:13 UTC

*is giggling insanely*

favourite_son February 7 2006, 22:16:43 UTC

I'm so glad it made you giggle! Really, Regulus should try and stop being such a girl sometime, but I can't seem to stop him. :D