SIRIUS BLACK: 15 January 1976

[trickster_gryff]

 
Andy,

Has Professor McGo
How are you?

Has Professor McGonagall owled you at all since I’ve been back at school this term? Did you write her about what happened over Christmas? I think the Potters must have told her. Or they told Dumb Professor Dumbledore about it and then he told her. She keeps looking at me and it’s just weird. Any day

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[rabastanlestran]

Is what happened over Christmas the reason Regulus has been so upset? He locked himself in the bathroom. What happened?

*points* All true! He did.

[trickster_gryff]

*face goes stony and uninterested*
I don't know that that is any of your business, Rabastan. I expect if Regulus had wanted you to know what was bothering him, he would have told you. I haven't any idea what he was upset about.

*pauses*

He locked himself in the bathroom?

*face goes cold again*
That was stupid.

That's right! I'd forgotten about it! *wibbles*

[rabastanlestran]

Yes, he did and I had to break in and he was crying!

Poor Regulus. *pets him* Sirius, you owe me a deflowering! *cries*

[trickster_gryff]

*frowns*
Oh? *looks momentarily distressed*

*snottily*
Well. He was probably upset that his robes got dirty or that someone else ate the last biscuit or something. *scowls*

Indeed!
Oh! And I thought we were going to save that for the orgy? Did I have that right or am I mixed up again?

[rabastanlestran]

*softly*
No, he was more upset about you leaving.

Of course, then he started lording it over me that he was now the heir and better than me.

*pets* sweet, but no - you were supposed to deflower him in his last letter

[trickster_gryff]

*words give him pause, but is still unwilling to ask about him*

*sniffs*
Yeah, well. That's the most important part, isn't it? Now that I'm out of the way he has all the attention and money he wants. *venomous look*

Arg. Bugger. *laughing* Ok. He'll be there. Late, as usual, but there. Sorry. :/

[rabastanlestran]

*scowls*
Yes, and he just loves rubbing that in my face.

*giggles* That's ok!

[trickster_gryff]

*sharply*
I don't doubt it.

*frowning*
Why are we talking about my-- Regulus anyway. I'm not particularly interested in the subject.

[rabastanlestran]

Because all my information comes from your Regulus.

[trickster_gryff]

*snaps*

He's not my fucking Regulus.

[rabastanlestran]

*coldly*
No, since you left.

[trickster_gryff]

*tight, brittle laugh*

Yes. I imagine Regulus is clearly the injured party here. As always. I suppose I should apologise for the fact that my parents are horrid bastards and have disapproved of me whole-heartedly since I had the audacity to be Sorted into Gryffindor.

Regulus can go fuck himself as can the rest of my Family.
As can you if you feel the need to keep getting so fucking judgmental with me.

[rabastanlestran]

You'll forgive me, since you won't share your side of the story with me - that I am judgmental. You don't have to see and deal with how much this has hurt him.

*shakes his head*
I'm not going to bother fighting his battles. He wouldn't bother with me.

[trickster_gryff]

*laughs harder, without mirth*

Yes. Of course. Regulus must be crushed. I'm sure he's writting letters to everyone he knows and planning a party in celebration now that I'm finally gone. *savagely* He fucking hates me and I know it.

Look. Who brought this subject up in the first place? You don't like what I have to say you can bloody well bugger off and find someone else to poke at, yeah?

[rabastanlestran]

I am not poking at you! And why would I lie about this? Unless I'm not invited to his big 'I hate Sirius and now I'm the heir' party.

[trickster_gryff]

How the hell should I know? And why shouldn't he be bloody thrilled that I'm gone?

He was jealous of me and now he doesn't have to be any more. He has Mother and Father and all their attentions and he's bloody well welcome to them.