CARADOC DEARBORN: 1 September, 1971
Uncle Geoffrey -
Guess what!
I was Sorted into SLYTHERIN.
Uncle Geoffrey? Are you still reading? I was only joking!! I got into Ravenclaw! YOU SAID I HAD TO TAKE A EXAM. It was only a HAT! It said or is it thought? that I could do good in Gryffindor but I told or thought that I wasnt as brave as it said in its song.
It's awesome and all, but all the blokes in my dorm are four feet over my head and I still can't believe we have a House ghost. I hope she doesn't go into the boy's dormitore. That would be weird wierd wried odd.
The other four guys are GIANTS and I look like a houseelf next to them. I'm not lying! OK, maybe I'm putting on a little, but there is this one guy in my dorm who I can see up his nose. It's not a nice sight. This other guy keeps asking me questions about our world. I think hes muggleborn. He's either muggleborn or completely daft. I hope he's muggleborn. I don't want to room with a loon. What if he IS off the bend? Can they allow crazy people in Hogwarts? I've heard stories from, well, you. YOU said anyone could get in with the headmaster. Does he let crazy people in?
What if one tries to kill me in my sleep?
Or snores?
Now I'm nervous. Real nervous. I don't know anyone in my House. I did meet this one girl on the train who got on with me well enough, but she got Sorted into Slytherin. From what the 5th year prefect told us, that's a bad House. How can a House be bad? Or this House be only smart?
What House were you in again? Or my mom
Guess what!
I was Sorted into SLYTHERIN.
Uncle Geoffrey? Are you still reading? I was only joking!! I got into Ravenclaw! YOU SAID I HAD TO TAKE A EXAM. It was only a HAT! It said or is it thought? that I could do good in Gryffindor but I told or thought that I wasnt as brave as it said in its song.
It's awesome and all, but all the blokes in my dorm are four feet over my head and I still can't believe we have a House ghost. I hope she doesn't go into the boy's dormitore. That would be weird wierd wried odd.
The other four guys are GIANTS and I look like a houseelf next to them. I'm not lying! OK, maybe I'm putting on a little, but there is this one guy in my dorm who I can see up his nose. It's not a nice sight. This other guy keeps asking me questions about our world. I think hes muggleborn. He's either muggleborn or completely daft. I hope he's muggleborn. I don't want to room with a loon. What if he IS off the bend? Can they allow crazy people in Hogwarts? I've heard stories from, well, you. YOU said anyone could get in with the headmaster. Does he let crazy people in?
What if one tries to kill me in my sleep?
Or snores?
Now I'm nervous. Real nervous. I don't know anyone in my House. I did meet this one girl on the train who got on with me well enough, but she got Sorted into Slytherin. From what the 5th year prefect told us, that's a bad House. How can a House be bad? Or this House be only smart?
What House were you in again? Or my mom