ACT Private Members Bill seeks to re-introduce slavery.
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Sir Roger Douglas force choking a minion yesterday
ACT founder Sir Roger Douglas yesterday introduced a Private Members Bill to the house seeking to establish legalised slavery in New Zealand.
"In this economic climate, faced with rising unemployment, it is absolutely imperative that we establish slavery to kick start economic growth. It will get bludgers off welfare and provide opportunities for a hand up, not a hand out," said the wizened gnome of Manuwera to the Press Corp yesterday, glaring at them with his sinister deep set eyes.
"After only twenty to twenty five years of forced labour, slaves may even be freed by their masters if they are deemed worthy of having earned some basic human rights."
ACT leader Rodney Hide, when asked about the controversial bill, said that "It's simply a case of political correctness gone mad that there has never been institutionalised slavery in New Zealand, and it's high time that fresh ideas like this were tried out," before rushing away to penetrate a nubile bottle blonde twenty something with his oily penis, most likely smearing her with orange body paint in the whole disgusting process.
"Of course there will be the usual carping from socialists and other haters who would rather see New Zealand fail," he added, sweating heavily.
Auckland Mayor John Banks promised "I will be the first to voluntarily set up such a scheme if I am to become Supreme Overlord, I mean Mayor, of the new Auckland Supercity."
Sensible Sentencing Trust spokesman Garth McVickar also released a press statement saying that public whipping posts would have to be set up in main centres to deal with insolent and runaway slaves should the bill be passed.
Prime Minister John Key could not be reached for comment because he was on fucking holiday and would have most likely have said he was "Relaxed" in an infuriatingly non-committal, folksy fashion anyway.
Sir Roger Douglas force choking a minion yesterday
ACT founder Sir Roger Douglas yesterday introduced a Private Members Bill to the house seeking to establish legalised slavery in New Zealand.
"In this economic climate, faced with rising unemployment, it is absolutely imperative that we establish slavery to kick start economic growth. It will get bludgers off welfare and provide opportunities for a hand up, not a hand out," said the wizened gnome of Manuwera to the Press Corp yesterday, glaring at them with his sinister deep set eyes.
"After only twenty to twenty five years of forced labour, slaves may even be freed by their masters if they are deemed worthy of having earned some basic human rights."
ACT leader Rodney Hide, when asked about the controversial bill, said that "It's simply a case of political correctness gone mad that there has never been institutionalised slavery in New Zealand, and it's high time that fresh ideas like this were tried out," before rushing away to penetrate a nubile bottle blonde twenty something with his oily penis, most likely smearing her with orange body paint in the whole disgusting process.
"Of course there will be the usual carping from socialists and other haters who would rather see New Zealand fail," he added, sweating heavily.
Auckland Mayor John Banks promised "I will be the first to voluntarily set up such a scheme if I am to become Supreme Overlord, I mean Mayor, of the new Auckland Supercity."
Sensible Sentencing Trust spokesman Garth McVickar also released a press statement saying that public whipping posts would have to be set up in main centres to deal with insolent and runaway slaves should the bill be passed.
Prime Minister John Key could not be reached for comment because he was on fucking holiday and would have most likely have said he was "Relaxed" in an infuriatingly non-committal, folksy fashion anyway.