Funkel-b-spunktasticity
I made up a word. I think it's a good word, but it has it's critics.
"Funk and Spunk do not belong in the same word. They are two completely different things."
While this is true, you must look at several things. The first one being the hyphens. The hyphens are comparable to 350 pound bouncers knocking around pre-pubescent prostitots (another great word) who want to get inside "da club". Needless to say, they can keep Funk and Spunk from each others throats, and even help lube up communications between them, acting as a sort of vena cava of trust, love, and possibly Hepatitis C. If you still believe they can't co-exist together, then look at the b. The b in the middle is the core of the earth.The nucleus, the glue in the middle that keeps this boat afloat, it's job is two-fold. First, it creates a gravitic pull that causes Funkel and spunktasticity to spin around it like electrons. You must be careful however, not to put too many Funkel-b-spunktasticity's together, as this will cause massive whirlpools in all major bodies of water, catastrophic winds, and it might even pull the moon right into the Earth.
The b's second job, is to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for Funkel and Spunktasticity. Without PBJ's, the two can get very aggravated, maybe even hostile. The point is the b is key.
Now that I've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Funkel-b-spuntasticity is a good word, I can go into it's many applications.It is primarily used as an adverb, but with minor changes, it can be made into a verb, noun, or even an adjective.
Adjective: The way you beat that dog to death was funkel-b-spunktastic!
Noun: Thefunkel-b-spunktasticity of your stroke in beating that dog to death must command a great deal of fear and respect in your line of work.
Adverb: I used to not care for drinking, but when you funkel-b-spunktastically beat that dog to death, I felt pity and remorse for the downward spiral humanity has taken and took it up as a way to cleanse the human gene pool.
Verb: I'm gonna go home, put on some pants, drink some cognac, lick some toads, chop some carrots and onions, put them in a bag, and funkel-b-spunktastthe first dog I see on the street.
It mainly applies to dogs, but with some more creativity(or maybe some booze) we can come up with new and great applications for this word with limitless potential!
In other news, I've been learning to play bass as fast as humanly possible, I think. I'm sure someone has learned faster, but they probably couldn't play shiver 3 days after buying their bass. It's almost 2 weeks now, and I haven't learned any new songs, but thats ok, because I've been practicing scales and arpeggios over and over and over and over and over. In my mind, I dream of the day when scales and arpeggios get married, have little sceggios running around, shitting all over the place because they can't afford diapers since arpeggio dropped out of school and scales never learned a profitable trait. When they hit rock bottom, they start whoring out their sceggios to pedos who like a little music while they hump. Some of the sceggios die off, and scale gets very angry at arpeggio for coming up with the idea, Then one day this one guy Brian comes along and offers them a place to stay. A place where magic and adventure come together to form a magical adventure of magic and adventure. A place where they can sing and be heard all day, without worrying about food or money. I am Brian. Yo soy el army.
Where am I?
Oh yes, funkel-b-spunktastic. Anyway, so the definition for Funkel-b-spunktastic as a noun is "A funky beating". As a verb, "To beat funkily" As an adjective "Funky, yet spunky; a beating has to have occured in order to use this word." Adverb, "Lacking clumsiness and flaws; perfect."
"Funk and Spunk do not belong in the same word. They are two completely different things."
While this is true, you must look at several things. The first one being the hyphens. The hyphens are comparable to 350 pound bouncers knocking around pre-pubescent prostitots (another great word) who want to get inside "da club". Needless to say, they can keep Funk and Spunk from each others throats, and even help lube up communications between them, acting as a sort of vena cava of trust, love, and possibly Hepatitis C. If you still believe they can't co-exist together, then look at the b. The b in the middle is the core of the earth.The nucleus, the glue in the middle that keeps this boat afloat, it's job is two-fold. First, it creates a gravitic pull that causes Funkel and spunktasticity to spin around it like electrons. You must be careful however, not to put too many Funkel-b-spunktasticity's together, as this will cause massive whirlpools in all major bodies of water, catastrophic winds, and it might even pull the moon right into the Earth.
The b's second job, is to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for Funkel and Spunktasticity. Without PBJ's, the two can get very aggravated, maybe even hostile. The point is the b is key.
Now that I've proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that Funkel-b-spuntasticity is a good word, I can go into it's many applications.It is primarily used as an adverb, but with minor changes, it can be made into a verb, noun, or even an adjective.
Adjective: The way you beat that dog to death was funkel-b-spunktastic!
Noun: Thefunkel-b-spunktasticity of your stroke in beating that dog to death must command a great deal of fear and respect in your line of work.
Adverb: I used to not care for drinking, but when you funkel-b-spunktastically beat that dog to death, I felt pity and remorse for the downward spiral humanity has taken and took it up as a way to cleanse the human gene pool.
Verb: I'm gonna go home, put on some pants, drink some cognac, lick some toads, chop some carrots and onions, put them in a bag, and funkel-b-spunktastthe first dog I see on the street.
It mainly applies to dogs, but with some more creativity(or maybe some booze) we can come up with new and great applications for this word with limitless potential!
In other news, I've been learning to play bass as fast as humanly possible, I think. I'm sure someone has learned faster, but they probably couldn't play shiver 3 days after buying their bass. It's almost 2 weeks now, and I haven't learned any new songs, but thats ok, because I've been practicing scales and arpeggios over and over and over and over and over. In my mind, I dream of the day when scales and arpeggios get married, have little sceggios running around, shitting all over the place because they can't afford diapers since arpeggio dropped out of school and scales never learned a profitable trait. When they hit rock bottom, they start whoring out their sceggios to pedos who like a little music while they hump. Some of the sceggios die off, and scale gets very angry at arpeggio for coming up with the idea, Then one day this one guy Brian comes along and offers them a place to stay. A place where magic and adventure come together to form a magical adventure of magic and adventure. A place where they can sing and be heard all day, without worrying about food or money. I am Brian. Yo soy el army.
Where am I?
Oh yes, funkel-b-spunktastic. Anyway, so the definition for Funkel-b-spunktastic as a noun is "A funky beating". As a verb, "To beat funkily" As an adjective "Funky, yet spunky; a beating has to have occured in order to use this word." Adverb, "Lacking clumsiness and flaws; perfect."