A surpise? or a roll of pennies?

[comiesheep63]

I can smell candy yams even before he entered the room... apperently he was trigger happy with the cologne this mouring but of course all i could think of was getting the shower with him to take it off. then i heard the door creak, i trianed my eyes on the paper in front of me so that i could exacute part one the sexy glance up. he enters "good mouring heather" heres my chance okay here we go... push up chest part lips slightly head first then eyes. "heres the papers for mr (beep) and i bealive that you boss has somthing to give to mine." shit he does? fuck was that. look around as if ur seachering for it. whats that paper on the floor? maybe thats it. uh oh. oww damn chair why did think it was going to support me if i bent over to get it sideways. o god candy yams is looken at me like a crack head. fuck. okay um fix ur hair and stand up to give it to him let him check out the goods. He leaves with nothing no facil cues no vocal cues what the hell. i shouldnt have fallen over im so friggen clumbsy but i wasnt before when i was a bitch. god how do ppl deal with this. well that didnt go according to plan. do i need to be more outgoing? hmmmm ill ask the prick if hed like anything that way i can go by candy yams desk...muahahahahaha im genuis i just hope he has short term memo. "excuse me mr. (beep) is there anything you would like to get for you today sir?" nothing damn it what an asshole. hmmmm o i should act like im going to the bathroom...hm nah...o how bout water yeah somthen to drink and i should offer candy yams if he wants some too. muahahaha im so good i should write a book. ok looken ok...eh for me yes ok here we go. o man theres his smell why is he so musked up today what did he piss off a skunk last nite? dont zone out about ur shower fanasty thats what messed you up the first time. " hello (beep) how are you doing this afternoon?" what the hell is that on his desk? is that a pen with feathers on the end and its pink? i hope that for kinky reasons and not caz he enjoys it. is he gay? omg am i in love with a man who loves other men. im not growen a penis. damn it *sigh*. omg he asked me if im ok shit. "of course i am just wondering if you would like a drink while im up as well?" he wants to go with me o what touture. i hate having somthing i cant have infront of me. he walks like a ballerina his toes pointed slightly out and one step placed carfully and gracfully in front of the next. and the pants cling slighty to his leg as the air he creats passes by. o his persence is making me kind of light, im feel kind of dizzy, is this what love feels like?

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