The Hey Day
Hey!
So yesterday I said:
"Hey Jes, wanna cut and dye my hair?" So she did. And the cut is awesome. But the color was too dark. So I said:
"Hey Me, I'm a baby about my hair so I'm going to cry about it, late into the night and be late for work tomorrow."
And I was!
Then I was driving to the office (2 hours late), and a policeman said:
"Hey Lady, your inspection and registration are expired." but I said:
"Hey Dude, I have my registration right here, it just isn't stuck on my window." I got a ticket anyways. So then I said to myself:
"Hey You, you should get your car inspected before work, since you're already late." So I did. And I didn't pass.
After getting home from what seemed like a short day, but was really a semi-long day, I said:
"Hey Mom, wanna buy me some stuff to lighten my hair up?" and she said:
"Hey Honey Bunny, of course." So we went to Sally's and got the correct products after a lenghty conversation with the conversationlist Sally's employee.
One color correction, 4 shampoos, one cream developer treatment and one condition later I said:
"Hey hair, you don't look so bad." And it doesn't. It'll just take some getting used to.
Then I said:
"Hey Dennis Leary, your show 'Rescue Me' is pretty rad, so I'm going to watch 5 episodes in a row." Guess what?! I did! Dave called twice in the middle of some episodes and said:
"Hey The Dave, you're my girlfriend and it feels real good to say that." And it sounded good hearing it, too. And while I was watching 'Rescue Me', I'm assuming if the kittens could talk, they would have been saying:
"Hey Momma, we're so cute and cuddly and purry and soft. Please pet us." So I petted them, and cuddled them, and purred back at them.
So now my throat is like:
"Hey Body, I hurt." So I'm saying back to it:
"Hey Throat, okay. I will go to bed now."
So yesterday I said:
"Hey Jes, wanna cut and dye my hair?" So she did. And the cut is awesome. But the color was too dark. So I said:
"Hey Me, I'm a baby about my hair so I'm going to cry about it, late into the night and be late for work tomorrow."
And I was!
Then I was driving to the office (2 hours late), and a policeman said:
"Hey Lady, your inspection and registration are expired." but I said:
"Hey Dude, I have my registration right here, it just isn't stuck on my window." I got a ticket anyways. So then I said to myself:
"Hey You, you should get your car inspected before work, since you're already late." So I did. And I didn't pass.
After getting home from what seemed like a short day, but was really a semi-long day, I said:
"Hey Mom, wanna buy me some stuff to lighten my hair up?" and she said:
"Hey Honey Bunny, of course." So we went to Sally's and got the correct products after a lenghty conversation with the conversationlist Sally's employee.
One color correction, 4 shampoos, one cream developer treatment and one condition later I said:
"Hey hair, you don't look so bad." And it doesn't. It'll just take some getting used to.
Then I said:
"Hey Dennis Leary, your show 'Rescue Me' is pretty rad, so I'm going to watch 5 episodes in a row." Guess what?! I did! Dave called twice in the middle of some episodes and said:
"Hey The Dave, you're my girlfriend and it feels real good to say that." And it sounded good hearing it, too. And while I was watching 'Rescue Me', I'm assuming if the kittens could talk, they would have been saying:
"Hey Momma, we're so cute and cuddly and purry and soft. Please pet us." So I petted them, and cuddled them, and purred back at them.
So now my throat is like:
"Hey Body, I hurt." So I'm saying back to it:
"Hey Throat, okay. I will go to bed now."