Alexei's Log, Fourth Entry
Dear Commandant Scifo,
While you and Mr. Lowell were preoccupied with your quite literally childish antics, I'm afraid the standard of efficiency in the Imperial Knights suffered a rather harsh blow. It's unfortunate to say the least, but I'm well aware that most of your forces consist of bumbling idiots with minimal training that only make up for it with sheer diligence. Diligence, unfortunately, does not make an effective patrol schedule, and I found the prison occupied by less than the minimum standard of guards, all of which had cell keys on their persons for safekeeping. Since I was planning to report these problems to you already, I decided to check the status of the Heracles as well, and found it was being practically left to rust on our shores. I thought that this was a terrible waste, and have hereby taken it upon myself to ensure the war machine was put to good use. In other words:
I HAVE COMMANDEERED THE HERACLES AND AM SETTING OFF FOR OPEN SEAS AND HIGH ADVENTURE. I WISH YOUR CAREER THE BEST OF LUCK AND WILL BE EXCUSING MYSELF FROM THIS DIMENSION POST-HASTE, AS I'M RATHER CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT 'ENGLAND' AND SEVERAL
OTHER WORLDS ARE LIKE.
Have yourself a wonderful day.