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meridith_smith July 6 2008, 03:05:50 UTC
I actually saw some parents leaving and smiled smugly on the inside.

*shakes head sadly* What do you have against innocent, wonderful little children? XD

I don't want to give anything else away, because I'm going to FIND YOU if you don't see this yourself.

*cowers* Okay, jeez. ;) Though I think I'm going to be arm-twisted into watching Hancock. (What?) Don't worry, I'll be making a lot of bad, dirty jokes to make up for it. XD

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comanche_rider July 6 2008, 03:12:00 UTC
But they're not innocent, they're evil devil spawn from the depths of Hades lair where they were created with sugar and spice and fried pigskins of DEATH! *cough**snortle**choke* Hairball. XD

Hancock...I kind of wanted to see it, but now it just makes me think of not-so-kid-friendly things. Hancock? What kind of mother names her son that? Does she even know what he'll endure because of it when he goes to school with his brother Titus and his sister Vajayjah?

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meridith_smith July 6 2008, 03:21:15 UTC
Does she even know what he'll endure because of it when he goes to school with his brother Titus and his sister Vajayjah?

*dies*

I know, seriously. You have to wonder about some parents. Some names, in general, should not be used. Ever.

I've always wondered about the nickname 'Dick' -- I mean, I know it's really just a nickname, but if I was male I would never, ever let my friends call me 'Dick'. No. Just no.

Funny thing is, I've always (childishly) snickered at the name 'Rodney'. IT'S JUST TOO EASY.

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comanche_rider July 6 2008, 03:26:15 UTC
You know the country is going downhill when the administration consists of Bush, Dick and Colon. XD

The name Atticus (from To Kill A Mockingbird) has always made me snicker. It sounds profane is a kind of vague way. If I ever wanted devil spawn, I would torture them by naming them things like Archimedes, Abacus, and Cummington. XD

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meridith_smith July 6 2008, 03:37:17 UTC
Heeey, To Kill A Mockingbird! I read that in highschool. Kinda. Okay, I really scanned it, but that almost counts. XD

Atticus. Dude, you're right. It's weirdly... obsene, but not really. :D

Cummington

COULD YOU BE ANY MORE CRUEL? I think not. You're darksided! (Links to a video of the craziest woman I have ever seen in my *entire life*. You might have seen it before. XD)

Which makes me think of a friend of mine really likes the word 'Defenestration' because it sounds like it means something super obsene. (Defenestration: the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.)

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comanche_rider July 6 2008, 03:41:50 UTC
LMAO. I remember her. Hilarious, though I felt bad for the Pagan (or was it Wiccan) lady. She was so sweet and didn't deserve to be treated like that.

*giggles* There's actually a mineral called Cummingtonite. BEST ROCK NAME EVER.

"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cummingtonite"
"Cummingtonite who?"
"You!"

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meridith_smith July 6 2008, 03:47:21 UTC
Haha, I was shocked, horrified, and then kind of amused. WTF, there are really people that crazy out there? O.o I feel bad for the kids -- the little girl looked traumatized. :(

I LOVE IT. Cummingtonite! Hee. That is beyond awesome. XD

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comanche_rider July 6 2008, 03:50:06 UTC
Of course, it would be more awesome if the rock looked like a milky white blob, but alas, it just looks like stone with white streaks....which is almost as good. XD

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meridith_smith July 6 2008, 03:58:54 UTC

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comanche_rider July 6 2008, 04:00:31 UTC
Obviously, this is the fairy variety: http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/cumming.gif

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