Fic: Ether (SGA, Crack, John/Ba'al/Elizabeth [NC-17])

[comanche_rider]

 Title: Ether, or, Why We Love Ba'al So Damn Much
Characters: Sheppard, Ba'al, Elizabeth
Rating: NC-17
Genre/Pairing: John/Ba'al/Elizabeth
Spoliers: Mostly AU - SGC exists, characters are sorta the same, but not quite.
Summary: He also found out that some Goa’uld were not opposed to a little trickery in the event that it got them good sex.
A/N: WARNING

Comments

[alternate0ego]

OMGOMGOMG! AAWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMEE!!!

Seriously, that was HILARIOUS! I love the last line (omg, you wrote it, now I want a sequel - foursome! Hee) and when John goes, “That’s the same thing you said about the four-legged whatever on Satuetesh when you went through your bestiality phase.” And this one is priceless: When he accepted Ba’al’s invitation to terrorize the galaxy with him, he never looked back.

So, so excellent. Teh crackfickery, it slays me. XD

P.S. WRITE MOAR PLZ!!!

[comanche_rider]

Methinks I might actually write more. But me also thinks I should finish up work for my class (one week left! YAY!). Then I write more.

...Iunno. Foursomes are fun to read, but I feel like I would need a gameboard just to keep track of where everyone was. XD

Thank you for feedback. Me no feel like fic is so horribly bad now. ♥

[meridith_smith]

*FLAILS WITH GLEE*

*FLAILS SOME MORE*

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. \o/ <-- Arms of glee! Times a billion gazillion! XD

I want mooooore. C'mon! Obviously your only purpose for existing is to fill my Ba'al/Elizabeth/John needs. *taps foot impatiently*

…Until they acquired a peculiar First Prime by the name of Rodney, but that’s another story altogether.

*intrigued* Foursome? I'll admit it, the smut would get rather confusing, but hey! It would SO BE WORTH IT. :D

I blame you for making me abuse cockslop capslock. (What? Cockslop is the Best. Typo. Ever. I had to keep it in. :D)

[comanche_rider]

Oh god. I've created a monster. XD

Cockslop...you don't even want to know the image I got from that. Damn you, imagination!

Thankie ye. ♥

[wanderingsmith]

ROTFLOL, oh please stop! you might manage to make me buy gay John!! and that would be terrible crime cause *I* want him!! oh! wait, no he still takes women.. ok then...

and ba'al.... ummmm, yum.

(snerk) I want me some of whatever pills those were...

[comanche_rider]

I happen to think John is at the very least bi, because, seriously, my gaydar goes off the charts whenever he's on screen. XD

Besides, hello, threesome potential. John/Ba'al/*insert own name here*.

I love my crazy pills. I save them for special occasions. :D

[wanderingsmith]

...(EG) not sure which of those two would be the more fun to train... though doesn't that qualify as a foursome?

[comanche_rider]

*snicker* Symbiotes only count during phone sex. XD

[draco_somnians]

LOL! OMG this is so awesome! First prime Rodney! Hehe!

[comanche_rider]

Hee, so glad you like it! :D