Aug 03, 2009 23:41
Passing? Passing what? Gas? Don't do that. Don't need to. People? Like on the street? Who fucking cares about that? What kind of fucking question is this? Wait, are you talking like dead mortal people passing? Well, shit. Why didn't you just fucking say so?
I don't really care much about that, to be honest, after all, we don't die. And death is my uncle's forte, not mine. Unless the death has something to do with injustice, of course. That shit is always fun. Murder, in particular, is a favorite of mine. I do enjoy a random killing, plus you mortals are so excellent at taking away the fundamental right of life from each other. It's like you don't even care sometimes. It's awesome.
Also, I really, REALLY enjoy this whole health care insurance system thing you people have worked out for yourselves. Seriously, every time some rich bastard denies a claim that leads to a poor fuckers death? I get the most incredible high. It's like one of those pot brownies that makes you see shit that isn't there. Awesome in all ways. You should try it. Treat yourself. Have some fun before you get some disease your insurance won't pay for and you die a horrible, nasty death.
Please. I give you permission.
Muse: Adikia
Fandom: Greek Mythology
Word Count: 215