please tell me i'm amazing, tell me i'm worth dating.
after;
a jumbo bag of cotton candy eaten with absolutely no outside help whatsoever,
a fried oreo covered in powdered sugar,
3 fried balls of dough covered in sugar&sopping with oil,
a few free rides,
a gigantic stuffed bulldog given to me by the magnificent matt davin,
a midget blue stuffed elephant who recieved a blowjob from bardely who when we SPECIFICALLY asked him not to use his teeth he went ahead&ripped the whole head of the poor thing off,
a lost voice,
rolling down the infamous tappan zee hill,
&watching fireworks,
it becomes pretty obvious that i'm just setting myself up to be fucked over.