THIS HAS BEEN THE CRAZIEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.
Okay so I went to watch fireworks at the Aquatorium in Monongahela with Tif, Dana and Erica. We got stood up by Nick and Anthony and that made this 4th of July suck ASS. I got home around 11:00, went online for maybe a half an hour, then went to sleep. At 12:45 I woke up and Dana invited me to stay over. At 1:30 I went to her house. We went online and then watched Just Married.
SO THEN...
Later after Dana had fallen asleep, I decided to look at my cell phone to see what time it was. It was 4:25am. I put my phone back onto Dana's computer desk and I heard what sounded like a glass of water spilling. "Oh shit!" I thought, as I imagined the water spilling all over Dana's keyboard. Then I hear the distressed beeping of my cell phone. "FUCK!" My cell phone was submerged in a glass of water for oh, about 5 seconds. I take it out, shake all of the water out, and blow into it to try and dry it out. Around 4:50 I decided to walk up to my home so that I could get a screwdriver and fix it. I walk up to my house carrying the only keys I own: My car key and my house key for the big wooden door. I come to my porch and find not my wooden door locked, but my screen door (which I don't have a key for) locked. I decided to camp out in my car. At this time it was oh, I'd say 5:10. At 5:40 I finally decided to break into my house. I get a screwdriver and try to take the cover off of my phone when I realize THE FUCKING SCREWS ARE STRIPPED!
So not only do I not have a cell phone, I am going to get a new asshole reemed when I tell my parents. So uh, don't try calling me on my phone anytime soon. House phone is 483-4333 and I'm usually online (jessisanerdx) so, yeah... good luck getting ahold of me. I'll probably be grounded until I'm 21.
Later.
SO THEN...
Later after Dana had fallen asleep, I decided to look at my cell phone to see what time it was. It was 4:25am. I put my phone back onto Dana's computer desk and I heard what sounded like a glass of water spilling. "Oh shit!" I thought, as I imagined the water spilling all over Dana's keyboard. Then I hear the distressed beeping of my cell phone. "FUCK!" My cell phone was submerged in a glass of water for oh, about 5 seconds. I take it out, shake all of the water out, and blow into it to try and dry it out. Around 4:50 I decided to walk up to my home so that I could get a screwdriver and fix it. I walk up to my house carrying the only keys I own: My car key and my house key for the big wooden door. I come to my porch and find not my wooden door locked, but my screen door (which I don't have a key for) locked. I decided to camp out in my car. At this time it was oh, I'd say 5:10. At 5:40 I finally decided to break into my house. I get a screwdriver and try to take the cover off of my phone when I realize THE FUCKING SCREWS ARE STRIPPED!
So not only do I not have a cell phone, I am going to get a new asshole reemed when I tell my parents. So uh, don't try calling me on my phone anytime soon. House phone is 483-4333 and I'm usually online (jessisanerdx) so, yeah... good luck getting ahold of me. I'll probably be grounded until I'm 21.
Later.