In the holiday spirit, I would like to rec the two greatest McKay/Sheppard fics of all time, imho.

Rock, Paper (No Scissors) by zelempa
In which John and Rodney are captured on some primitive planet and imprisoned. John bargains to get Rodney a more 'cushy' job so he doesn't have to do manual labor. Reminds me of the 1970s play/1990s movie Bent. It's ( Read more... )