Fic - "Nothing More Dangerous Than A Boy With Charm"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: Nothing More Dangerous Than A Boy With Charm
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Zazu, Scar. The Lion King.
Word Count: 922
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Scar doesn't tease. He tortures.
Warnings: Sexual harassment, general desecration of beloved Disney characters.
Notes: Saw a great prompt at disney_kink asking for some forbidden flirtation between these

Comments

[anneka_neko]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OH MY HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT AGAIN.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING? WHYYYYY?

FUCKITY FUCKITY FUUUUUUCK!

JUST. TIE. THE TIE. LIKE. HE LIKES IT AND HE HATES IT AND.

PRETEND THERE IS COHERENCY.

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

ETA: Also, you know you aren't getting away without providing me more of this universe for forever, right?

[colonel_bastard]

PFFFFFF OH STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH

Ungh, trust me, I'd love to see more of this universe. My corporate kink can't get enough of men in suits flirting with each other, and when you add the dark chocolate voice of Jeremy Irons, I'm completely done for. x__X

[anneka_neko]

See for me like. Already Lion King, okay, WIN. And then you described Scar and I was like FFFF HELLO LOKI so then that fandom was also on my brain. And then the entire thing made me think of why I love Suits so much. And just.

WRITE MOAR.

I bet this Scar totally hired three mercenaries to kidnap Mufasa's son Simba, and then staged Mufasa getting shot trying to protect his son.

And then Simba ended up being taken in by a couple of gay dudes in San Francisco or something.

[glassneko]

Omg. Everything about this comment. Just yes. Exactly. I am in complete agreement.
Loki, _Suits_, and a couple of gay dudes in San Francisco. All of it.
Fantastic fic.

[colonel_bastard]

Overpraise, I'm afraid, but I do quite appreciate the sentiment. ^__^

[tripperfunster]

Sadly, because I've seen Lion Ling way too many times, I could only picture Jeremy Irons doing this to Mr. Bean.

WHICH WAS ALSO HOT.

There is something horribly wrong with me

[colonel_bastard]

Nothing wrong at all, I should say--- Mr. Atkinson can cut quite the charming figure when he's not in character for comedy. I once saw a film in which he seductively read aloud from the Bible, and I was quite blasphemously impressed! ;D

[fairielore]

Please jesus write more of this because not only do I love Scar and Jeremy Irons and Zazu and The Lion King but I also love corporate AUs and I will totally go watch Margin Call now just for you.

[colonel_bastard]

If you love corporate universes AND Jeremy Irons, you will only be doing yourself a favor by watching Margin Call!! :D

So glad you enjoyed this spin on the characters! I may just revisit them if the muse becomes persistent. Thanks for reading and commenting!

[tokyokitty161]

HOLY FUCK I HAVE NEVER WANTED SCARxZAZU PORN BEFORE WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS TO ME COLONEL

I mean just foly huck.....

[colonel_bastard]

I'm glad to hear that the sexual tension translated so vividly!! XD Thanks for reading and commenting.