Fic - "Nothing More Dangerous Than A Boy With Charm"

[colonel_bastard]

Title: Nothing More Dangerous Than A Boy With Charm
Author: colonel_bastard
Characters/Fandom: Zazu, Scar. The Lion King.
Word Count: 922
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Scar doesn't tease. He tortures.
Warnings: Sexual harassment, general desecration of beloved Disney characters.
Notes: Saw a great prompt at disney_kink asking for some forbidden flirtation between these

Comments

[anneka_neko]

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. OH MY HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT AGAIN.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING? WHYYYYY?

FUCKITY FUCKITY FUUUUUUCK!

JUST. TIE. THE TIE. LIKE. HE LIKES IT AND HE HATES IT AND.

PRETEND THERE IS COHERENCY.

A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

ETA: Also, you know you aren't getting away without providing me more of this universe for forever, right?

[colonel_bastard]

PFFFFFF OH STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH

Ungh, trust me, I'd love to see more of this universe. My corporate kink can't get enough of men in suits flirting with each other, and when you add the dark chocolate voice of Jeremy Irons, I'm completely done for. x__X

[anneka_neko]

See for me like. Already Lion King, okay, WIN. And then you described Scar and I was like FFFF HELLO LOKI so then that fandom was also on my brain. And then the entire thing made me think of why I love Suits so much. And just.

WRITE MOAR.

I bet this Scar totally hired three mercenaries to kidnap Mufasa's son Simba, and then staged Mufasa getting shot trying to protect his son.

And then Simba ended up being taken in by a couple of gay dudes in San Francisco or something.

[glassneko]

Omg. Everything about this comment. Just yes. Exactly. I am in complete agreement.
Loki, _Suits_, and a couple of gay dudes in San Francisco. All of it.
Fantastic fic.

[anneka_neko]

No but seriously. This is still amazing amazing amazing. With "the thrill of being hunted" and THAT GODDAMN TIE and I stand by my mercenaries and gay dudes theory and just. You. You're awesome. As a human being who writes shit.

/yes. I'm doing a colonel canon review. Some days I just need to roll around in your fics all over again. xD

ALSO REMEMBER WHEN RATTLESNAKE JAKE AND RANGO WERE A THING THAT WE SLASHED? 'CAUSE MY ICON REMEMBERS. 8D