Been a while

Oct 10, 2004 21:31

well now we are on fall break but to officially kick it off we've been out a few times. on friday michelle adam and i hung out all-day and bonded. then we went with jenny to happy hour, which was one of the lamest of all happy hours i have ever been too. i could only get 2 drinks which was odd cause no one was there but the people who were were blocking the bar.. get out of the way you fuck ups. so anyway that was about all that happened there. pmazz told me i should just kill my children cause they are gonna be so sick or something along those lines. thanks. later we picked up adam and went to Finnegan’s wake in philly. it was pretty random. adam protected/ danced inappropriately with michelle for hours, jenny slutted it up, eric bueb tried to get on some chick all night which was nauseating to say the least, etc etc. michelle was well liked by some guy who she had to talk to for an hour before i stepped in, some random guy bought me a drink and i had to dance with him until michelle stepped in, and adam just got drunker and drunker. on the way home a rejected eric bueb cried in the trunk, adam begged us to have a sleep over so he could smoke and get even more fucked up then he already was, and jenny- well im sure you all know what went down with her... ho bag.

on sat we drove to ny to go out for matts long awaited 21st birthday. after getting our act together, rob the meek, liam, brian alarcon, matt, michelle and i trekked into the city. after not being able to get a cab for about an hour and a half we finally made it, beers in paper bags in hand to the bar. being the geniuses that we are, we decide that we all need to chug the remaining beer before we get in the bar... obviously we werent gonna waste it. i take one big sip and hand the concealed beer to michelle, and she hands it to rob. queue the 5-0.

fuzz: "can i see some id please"
michelle whips out id in record time as rob and katie fumble for theirs
fuzz: "no not yours... (points at katie and rob) theirs.

pan to 20 mins later

fuzz: pull away and drive back up again to make it more dramatic... "kathryn and robert please approach the vehicle"

pan to them handing me a ticket for consumption of alcohol in public.

For those of you that dont know in my entire life i have gone out in new york city maybe 4 times... of those times i have received 2 citations for open alcohol in public. god i am good.

anyway the night was still young so rob and i shrugged off the lame ass citation and got our acts together to celebrate matts bday.

We met steve and his posse, adam, caits, erin, mariana, morgan, etc in the bar and counted down at midnight for the youngin's big day. matt drank a lot, many many shots, beers, etc. by the time we left for the other bar he was already showing signs of being a shit show. so we were on track. big bri berg (frumberg) his brother, and john danks the magician met us at the bar and we continued to drink. im sure stuff happened in this time span but its not worth reporting.

the best part of our little adventure was when we got back to penn station.. michelle and i ended up being practically stranded so michelle had to call her dad at 4 am to make up some blatant lie about staying at caits house on long island. then we decided we were starving so we all went into caruso's pizza where we were forced to give our first-born children to get a slice of pizza. at this point matt starts to get really belige. fueled by the pricey pizza and also one brian alarcon, matt proceeded to chant caruso's is screwing us and offer free ice cream to everyone in the station screaming "i have the scooper who wants a cone"-- it was later determined that we never did actually see a scooper. later matt made some friends and they went to take down caruso's together but in the end the pizza place overcame and no ice cream was had.

we all fell asleep on the train home and dont know how the hell we got up at the right time. it was freezing at the station waiting for a cab, and matt made some more friends.. who he told, direct quote "my butt cherry has already been popped." it was cute, sweet really, nice.

so on that note we welcome matt into the world of the living and of age.

in the words of steve dot piskadlo

pizno.
kt

p.s. we dont know why but matt turned gay last night. walking, talking, and even admitting his taste for this lifestyle. michelle although upset is not that shocked.. she is accepting gentleman callers to her home in long island this week.
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