891 Penn St Hos like to grab balls...
Um hi.
So wed, rebecca, jae, and katie went to pjs for a while where the meat market was in full force. it took a while for people to start dancing but when they did it was pornographic, as always. we sat at a booth and watched the kids try to hook up. Jenny showed up and of course like 80 thousand guys wanted to fuck her so she made me follow her around like not only a little puppy but like an obese and ugly one.... well at least in comparison to her. Train too was a hot commodity. Do to these two sexy ladies, villanova guys actually bought us drinks.. an unheard of phenomenon!! Although later, Train had to dodge her mouth being pried open and tongue being slopped around in it. some black guy asked jenny and i if we were freshmen... when we replied hell no with shocked and appalled expression on our faces he started a new nickname for us... the sexy seniors. thanks random man. jenny also lassoed in an about 300 pound black man onto the dance floor, which resulted in awkwardness and us running away. jenny got hot ass.. i slept in my bed with 80 blankets trying to ward of f the cold.
so last night, thurs. michelle and katie went to maloneys for mug night. all of the usually "playas" were there and performing their crazy antics. Steve straddling a post.. hot, adam asking us to grab his elephantiasis-like balls.. also hot & michelle did with cat-like reflexes, brian hermann so blacked out they asked him to leave.. my hero, matt kahn the sexpert claiming virginity.. blatant lie, tom plis quoting his profile.. oh wait that was us, etc etc etc. so by the end of the night after matt kahn demonstrated how he approaches new girls.. playing the virginity card... (still confused- dont i know him) we left to go smoke with hoffman and some kid named pj (roommates with the infamous sampson)and matt kahn. michelle got lost along the way somehow and she has a random side note of a story there for you that i will let her take over the posting of now:
my story isnt actually that good, but while i was following katie out, two random kids got into a fight, ending in a missing tooth and blood all over the floor and eventually police involvement (woo college). Therefore i was not able to leave the bar in time and was left behind, somehow i wound up hanging out with andy and her roommate in what tom plis referred to as "fuck me boots", adam beletti and of course tom plis. awesome crowd, really. Somehow I wound up on david buzzards (aka: buzz) front porch to play beer pong while adam was all over andys roommate. I felt uncomfortable in the situation and had to escape from the last call for hookups and ran...far far away.
back to katie..
so in the end michelle stumbled back to pjs house where i was stoned off my ass and watching entourage. i then had to drive home which was an experience in and of itself because i couldnt remember if i was drunk before i smoked that much and had a bit of a panic attack. we dropped matt kahn off at his house where michelle made some awkward comments about me getting out of the car with him and also about the screen name lilgenghis.. which resulted in me cracking up for an hour and matt kahn baffled and confused.. and also thinking that i wanted to go inside and have sex with him.. but obviously i dont even know what sex is (like the virgin mary). so that was the end of our night. woo hoo.
and to michelle again:
random side note, for the record, matt kahn has TWO HANDS..and never try to tell him differently.
and please respond to our evite, if you were lucky to receive one.
tonight we are hanging around to go to happy hour because its our religion.
welcome to fall break, bitches!
katie and michelle
So wed, rebecca, jae, and katie went to pjs for a while where the meat market was in full force. it took a while for people to start dancing but when they did it was pornographic, as always. we sat at a booth and watched the kids try to hook up. Jenny showed up and of course like 80 thousand guys wanted to fuck her so she made me follow her around like not only a little puppy but like an obese and ugly one.... well at least in comparison to her. Train too was a hot commodity. Do to these two sexy ladies, villanova guys actually bought us drinks.. an unheard of phenomenon!! Although later, Train had to dodge her mouth being pried open and tongue being slopped around in it. some black guy asked jenny and i if we were freshmen... when we replied hell no with shocked and appalled expression on our faces he started a new nickname for us... the sexy seniors. thanks random man. jenny also lassoed in an about 300 pound black man onto the dance floor, which resulted in awkwardness and us running away. jenny got hot ass.. i slept in my bed with 80 blankets trying to ward of f the cold.
so last night, thurs. michelle and katie went to maloneys for mug night. all of the usually "playas" were there and performing their crazy antics. Steve straddling a post.. hot, adam asking us to grab his elephantiasis-like balls.. also hot & michelle did with cat-like reflexes, brian hermann so blacked out they asked him to leave.. my hero, matt kahn the sexpert claiming virginity.. blatant lie, tom plis quoting his profile.. oh wait that was us, etc etc etc. so by the end of the night after matt kahn demonstrated how he approaches new girls.. playing the virginity card... (still confused- dont i know him) we left to go smoke with hoffman and some kid named pj (roommates with the infamous sampson)and matt kahn. michelle got lost along the way somehow and she has a random side note of a story there for you that i will let her take over the posting of now:
my story isnt actually that good, but while i was following katie out, two random kids got into a fight, ending in a missing tooth and blood all over the floor and eventually police involvement (woo college). Therefore i was not able to leave the bar in time and was left behind, somehow i wound up hanging out with andy and her roommate in what tom plis referred to as "fuck me boots", adam beletti and of course tom plis. awesome crowd, really. Somehow I wound up on david buzzards (aka: buzz) front porch to play beer pong while adam was all over andys roommate. I felt uncomfortable in the situation and had to escape from the last call for hookups and ran...far far away.
back to katie..
so in the end michelle stumbled back to pjs house where i was stoned off my ass and watching entourage. i then had to drive home which was an experience in and of itself because i couldnt remember if i was drunk before i smoked that much and had a bit of a panic attack. we dropped matt kahn off at his house where michelle made some awkward comments about me getting out of the car with him and also about the screen name lilgenghis.. which resulted in me cracking up for an hour and matt kahn baffled and confused.. and also thinking that i wanted to go inside and have sex with him.. but obviously i dont even know what sex is (like the virgin mary). so that was the end of our night. woo hoo.
and to michelle again:
random side note, for the record, matt kahn has TWO HANDS..and never try to tell him differently.
and please respond to our evite, if you were lucky to receive one.
tonight we are hanging around to go to happy hour because its our religion.
welcome to fall break, bitches!
katie and michelle