My Brain Asplode!
My little sister's band name in Guitar Hero II is TWSS. For the uninformed, that's a shorthand way of saying "That's what she said!"
After I got home from work, she started playing, so I sat on the couch and watched her for a while. It seems she's more receptive to having conversations with me when she's playing Guitar Hero. Don't know why, but it works for us. Anyways, her band's name was a bone of contention, because with my mind being the way it is, I hear all sorts of TWSS opportunities. Wendy's just started playing the game on Medium, and after every song, she was saying "That was hard," and then telling me to shut up 'cause I'd keep going "That's what she said!"
Well, she was also eating while she was playing, and whenever she asked me for a pretzel, I'd get up, get the pretzel, then put it in her mouth. Close to the end of this particular Guitar Hero II session, she asked for a piece of colby cheese. So I get up, get the cheese, and stick it in her mouth. Apparently, I stuck the cheese in too far, because she coughed a little bit. When she finished the song, she ate the bit of cheese in her mouth, then said (and I shit you not, she ACTUALLY said this): "Good god, I thought you were gonna shove that down my throat!"
*points at the title of the entry*
After I got home from work, she started playing, so I sat on the couch and watched her for a while. It seems she's more receptive to having conversations with me when she's playing Guitar Hero. Don't know why, but it works for us. Anyways, her band's name was a bone of contention, because with my mind being the way it is, I hear all sorts of TWSS opportunities. Wendy's just started playing the game on Medium, and after every song, she was saying "That was hard," and then telling me to shut up 'cause I'd keep going "That's what she said!"
Well, she was also eating while she was playing, and whenever she asked me for a pretzel, I'd get up, get the pretzel, then put it in her mouth. Close to the end of this particular Guitar Hero II session, she asked for a piece of colby cheese. So I get up, get the cheese, and stick it in her mouth. Apparently, I stuck the cheese in too far, because she coughed a little bit. When she finished the song, she ate the bit of cheese in her mouth, then said (and I shit you not, she ACTUALLY said this): "Good god, I thought you were gonna shove that down my throat!"
*points at the title of the entry*