To Guttenberg or Not To Guttenberg

May 23, 2007 17:42


I have the chance to see this man, in person:


It will cost money. I will, most likely, not get to make his manly chest hair stand up straight by rubbing it with a red birthday balloon (as I'm sure we've ALL fantasized about). I have many other things that are Un-Guttenbergable to do that really should be done. But I am curious how all of you feel about the man, the myth, the Gutt. (Not to be confused with the gutt, which he most likely has now.)

Any of your Gutt and gutt stories are very appreciated, as well as your feelings on spandex. I personally think spandex pants are my favorite way to decend a flight of stairs quickly. Perfect for when you want to make that flashy entrance by butt-careen.

Also! I am in the mood to write a silly short story for all of you. Give me a topic! When all is said and done I shall put all topics into a shoe and eat them and then pick one out...of my poop. Um....or maybe I'll just pick one out of the shoe.

Poll Guttenberg

In not Gutt, Dex, or Story news, I have way to much fun doing promo photos for other people...




That's Mikey, Chuck, and Derek who make up the band Brownwing Overdrive, who are quite fantasic at giving an experimental experience that doesn't always involve pigeon-eatin'. You can see the rest of the promo shots HERE. I'm particularly fond of this one. Though both dead_kitty and the PIXEL lord Chris Dlugosz think this one makes the best cover. Oooooooh Coooooolors...




The only way that photo could have been any cooler was it it was Guttenberg he had just thrown in the air instead of a disco ball. If someone feels the need to make this happen in a visual way, I would not be upset.
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