Evidence of Murder
So a few things I found out this past weekend:
1. I'm kinda ridiculously good at wielding a GIANT hammer. Please note on the video below that I NEVER miss.
2. If you try to murder a giraffe it WILL fight back. I now have a big ol' cut on one of my feet and on my hand.
3. If you hit things hard enough their heads will fall off.
4. Angela Lansbury is hard to get a hold of.**
Thanks to Shannon and Michael for taking the video. (Michael was also responsible for the amazing polariods hidden under the cut. Here's the link to the video on Google. Send me your screenshots in the next two days if you want to participate in the muuuuuuuuurder.
Thank you so so so much to my roommates, Mikey, Isaac, and Mason, as well as to the incredible Eric and Sara, and the wonderful Martha for trekking to greenpoint to help me with the project. Also HUGE thanks to all the chili-contest participants who had no idea what they were in for when they stepped out onto that roof. It means so so so much to me that you guys helped! It's kinda scary that I've been doing this project over four years now and it's so close to being done! The explosion is coming soon kids...but for now, let's just smash things!
The Mourners (photo by Mikey IQ Jones)
It wouldn't be a proper murder without at least one child there to witness it...(photo by Mikey)
Martha says goodbye in dramatic "no one else is paying attention" fashion. (Mikey took this one, but you can see all of Martha's awesome "giraffe murder" pics HERE.)
The crowd at the murder...(Photo by my awesome roomie Isaac)
Christ! I guess I DO have some daintiness in me afterall. Unfortunately I need to be smashing things with a hammer in order for it to come out. (Isaac took this one, too)
(super dramatic "this is it, giraffe" pic by the one and only Eric Skiff)
**As for my Angela Lansbury comment, it's a long story which might deserve it's own post...Actually it's an extremely short story, but I'm too murdered out to talk about old ladies. FOR ONCE!
1. I'm kinda ridiculously good at wielding a GIANT hammer. Please note on the video below that I NEVER miss.
2. If you try to murder a giraffe it WILL fight back. I now have a big ol' cut on one of my feet and on my hand.
3. If you hit things hard enough their heads will fall off.
4. Angela Lansbury is hard to get a hold of.**
Thanks to Shannon and Michael for taking the video. (Michael was also responsible for the amazing polariods hidden under the cut. Here's the link to the video on Google. Send me your screenshots in the next two days if you want to participate in the muuuuuuuuurder.
Thank you so so so much to my roommates, Mikey, Isaac, and Mason, as well as to the incredible Eric and Sara, and the wonderful Martha for trekking to greenpoint to help me with the project. Also HUGE thanks to all the chili-contest participants who had no idea what they were in for when they stepped out onto that roof. It means so so so much to me that you guys helped! It's kinda scary that I've been doing this project over four years now and it's so close to being done! The explosion is coming soon kids...but for now, let's just smash things!
The Mourners (photo by Mikey IQ Jones)
It wouldn't be a proper murder without at least one child there to witness it...(photo by Mikey)
Martha says goodbye in dramatic "no one else is paying attention" fashion. (Mikey took this one, but you can see all of Martha's awesome "giraffe murder" pics HERE.)
The crowd at the murder...(Photo by my awesome roomie Isaac)
Christ! I guess I DO have some daintiness in me afterall. Unfortunately I need to be smashing things with a hammer in order for it to come out. (Isaac took this one, too)
(super dramatic "this is it, giraffe" pic by the one and only Eric Skiff)
**As for my Angela Lansbury comment, it's a long story which might deserve it's own post...Actually it's an extremely short story, but I'm too murdered out to talk about old ladies. FOR ONCE!