Behold the Power of Mayonnaise...

[collective0009]

ItaLiaNMiKe: Hey punkdog
DriedToRed: haha you're gunna get IT!
ItaLiaNMiKe: noooo
DriedToRed: haha and you dont even know what IT is, which makes it all the more initimidating...
ItaLiaNMiKe: yeah, i know, but then again, IT could be a turkey sandwich, and then IT wouldnt be all that bad...
ItaLiaNMiKe: is IT a turkey sandwich?
DriedToRed:

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Re: Lydia and MIke i love u guys

[anonymous]

SURRENDER? NO SURRENDER, THATS NO FUN!! :-( THERE'S A TEAR ROLLING DOWN MY FACE AS I WRITE THIS TO U LYIA AND MIKE, I THOUGHT U AND MIKE WERE MY BESTEST OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDEST WORLD, BUT I CAN SEE NOW THAT I WAS CLEARLY WRONG I KNOW WHERE IM NOT LOVED BUT HATED AND ITS ALL BECAUSE I'M **** HA! U WILL NEVER KNOW WHO I AM UNLESS U GUESS THE GUESS OF ALL THE GUESSES IN ALL THE LAND!

**** - PLEASE RESPOND OR ILL CRY FOR THE REST OF FOREVER! :-( AT IMPACT U WILL KNOW ME WHEN U SEE ME WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
P.S TELL MIKE HE MUST REPOND IN SOME SHAPE WAY OR FORM BY 9:45:13:67.5 PM EST TO ME OR I WILL BE FORCED TO GIVE HIM A MAYONAISE SANDWICH WITH TURKEY AS A SALAD. WHICH WILL ALSO BE COMPLEMENTED BY A LOVELY CUP OF LIPTON ICED TEA WITH JUST A HINT OF LEMON THAT WILL PLEASE THE SOUL. AND FOR DESERT HE CAN HAVE A CHOICE OF CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM AND IF HE DOESNT EAT ALL OF IT ILL TAKE AS AN INSULT AND CRY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE UNTIL SOMEONE SLAPS ME AND TELLS ME "**** GET IT TOGETHER!" WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND THIS IS THE FINAL P.S FOR THE MOMENT- THE WAY MIKE MUST REPOND BY THE TIME LISTED ABVE IS IF U LYIA POST SOME MORE SILLY CONVERSATIONS WITH THE FILLHAMANGO ON YOUR LJ. THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR COOPERATION AND I CANT WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN, TILL THEN TOOTALOO

and this is a clue for u if u just think about it u'll know who i am