Behold the Power of Mayonnaise...
ItaLiaNMiKe: Hey punkdog
DriedToRed: haha you're gunna get IT!
ItaLiaNMiKe: noooo
DriedToRed: haha and you dont even know what IT is, which makes it all the more initimidating...
ItaLiaNMiKe: yeah, i know, but then again, IT could be a turkey sandwich, and then IT wouldnt be all that bad...
ItaLiaNMiKe: is IT a turkey sandwich?
DriedToRed: actually it is! how did you guess? and would you believe it, that turkey sandwhich is dripping with mayonnaise!!!!!!!!!
ItaLiaNMiKe: ewwww, I dont want IT.
DriedToRed: too bad...
DriedToRed: the whole point of getting "it", means that you dont have a choice. Its a form of punishment.
ItaLiaNMiKe: oh yeah, man, I'll be good, you're not a punkdog, just dont give me the mayonnaise.
DriedToRed: hahaha, see how easy that was?
AND the fun doesn't end there:
DriedToRed: haha you are a turd monger!
DriedToRed: I was right about you.
ItaLiaNMiKe: haha, listen potato-face, I dont need this from you
DriedToRed: GASP
DriedToRed: hahah that was a pretty accurate comeback, considering my two best friends in high school always told me my face looked like a potato.
ItaLiaNMiKe: really? i didnt think it was true at all.
DriedToRed: hahah its okay. I can accept being a round, yellowish-white, underground root-face.
ItaLiaNMiKe: you're not round, stupidhead
DriedToRed: hahahahaha!
DriedToRed: you're always so sweet about things, Mike.
DriedToRed: I especially felt warm at "stupidhead".
ItaLiaNMiKe: I know. I'm a sensitive guy.
DriedToRed: hahah thats what I always say...
I know you are all probably sick of these updates that are purely excerpts from Michelangelo convos... but I'm not. hahaha. Don't be jealous because we're so fun! In time, you can be fun too.
DriedToRed: haha you're gunna get IT!
ItaLiaNMiKe: noooo
DriedToRed: haha and you dont even know what IT is, which makes it all the more initimidating...
ItaLiaNMiKe: yeah, i know, but then again, IT could be a turkey sandwich, and then IT wouldnt be all that bad...
ItaLiaNMiKe: is IT a turkey sandwich?
DriedToRed: actually it is! how did you guess? and would you believe it, that turkey sandwhich is dripping with mayonnaise!!!!!!!!!
ItaLiaNMiKe: ewwww, I dont want IT.
DriedToRed: too bad...
DriedToRed: the whole point of getting "it", means that you dont have a choice. Its a form of punishment.
ItaLiaNMiKe: oh yeah, man, I'll be good, you're not a punkdog, just dont give me the mayonnaise.
DriedToRed: hahaha, see how easy that was?
AND the fun doesn't end there:
DriedToRed: haha you are a turd monger!
DriedToRed: I was right about you.
ItaLiaNMiKe: haha, listen potato-face, I dont need this from you
DriedToRed: GASP
DriedToRed: hahah that was a pretty accurate comeback, considering my two best friends in high school always told me my face looked like a potato.
ItaLiaNMiKe: really? i didnt think it was true at all.
DriedToRed: hahah its okay. I can accept being a round, yellowish-white, underground root-face.
ItaLiaNMiKe: you're not round, stupidhead
DriedToRed: hahahahaha!
DriedToRed: you're always so sweet about things, Mike.
DriedToRed: I especially felt warm at "stupidhead".
ItaLiaNMiKe: I know. I'm a sensitive guy.
DriedToRed: hahah thats what I always say...
I know you are all probably sick of these updates that are purely excerpts from Michelangelo convos... but I'm not. hahaha. Don't be jealous because we're so fun! In time, you can be fun too.