022: New York City

[collaredstray]

We're finally in New York, in a hotel. The rest of the trip wasn't so bad. Badou and I stole a crap ton of those little bottles of alcohol from the minibar at that motel in Fargo, and were sort of drunk for the rest of the drive. That plus Jasper's calming whatever, and the trip really wasn't that bad at all

Comments

[omgrunaway]

N-n-new York? Did you take the Flying Pussyfoot to get there???

[collaredstray]

...we took a minivan. What the hell is the Flying Pussyfoot???

[omgrunaway]

Exc-c-use me. I-its a t-t-train! It goes all the way a-a-across the country!!

[collaredstray]

Oh. No. Didn't take a train. Minivan.

[omgrunaway]

O-oh. I'm s-s-orry, then. For b-b-bothering you.

[collaredstray]

It's fine.

[omgrunaway]

Y-y-you're not s-some kind of d-demon, are you??? Your eyes are s-s-so red!!! PLEASE D-DON'T HURT ME!!!!

[collaredstray]

...no. I'm an albino.

[omgrunaway]

OH NO AN ALBINO?! WHAT IS THAT??? IT S-S-SOUNDS T-TERRIBLE!!!!

[collaredstray]

al·bi·no /ælˈbaɪnoʊ or, especially Brit., -ˈbi-/
-noun, plural -nos.
1. a person with pale skin, light hair, pinkish eyes, and visual abnormalities resulting from a hereditary inability to produce the pigment melanin.

[omgrunaway]

O-oh. D-d-does it hurt?

[collaredstray]

In the sun it does. But otherwise I'm just normal.

[omgrunaway]

Th-that must be t-t-tough!

[collaredstray]

I live underground, so it's not a big deal.

[omgrunaway]

R-really??? Do you g-grow your own food???

[collaredstray]

No.There are grocery stores and everything in the Underground City.