019: Who the Fuck Even Knows, At This Point.

[collaredstray]

We're finishing up the zipline today. So that's awesome. I think we're putting in a second one, too. The treehouse looks fucking awesome. Soon we can start furnishing it or whatever

Comments

[totally_am_kira]

How fast do you heal up exactly?

[collaredstray]

Depends on how grievous the wound. The fastest is almost instantly, sometimes it takes a few hours, and the longest anything's ever taken is about a week, but that was really really bad.

[totally_am_kira]

Impressive.

[collaredstray]

Thanks.

[nicotine_patch]

Sometimes he heals so quick bullets get stuck IN him while passing through.

[totally_am_kira]

Can't say I've ever had that problem.

[nicotine_patch]

You and me both, bro.

[totally_am_kira]

No. It's just that normally people would rather try to slit my neck than shoot me.

[nicotine_patch]

Messy. And this is because, what, they just feel like ruining the collars of your shirts?

[totally_am_kira]

If that's why, it'd explain their disappointment. The blood always disappears about five seconds afterwards.

[nicotine_patch]

What the fuck?

[totally_am_kira]

I'm not kidding.

[nicotine_patch]

Why?

[totally_am_kira]

This body's immortal as long as I'm possessing it.

[nicotine_patch]

Ah.

Voodoo. As always.