"You lied to me, wall!"

Haha, Julia totally didn't take any sleep meds yesterday, and today at school during girl's group, this girl named Z started yelling at her for never talking to anyone. Julia's reaction?

"Don't criticize me until you get a real name."

This is why she needs her meds, guys. But damn, she's hilarious.

"It's really embarrassing when she sleepwalks - she's ended up in the fridge like three separate times."

Is it bad that I want to write Kitty Pryde fic based off a line from the Rifftrax of X2? Because I kinda do.

"Welcome to RedEye, the show rated as best among people who think 'best' means 'smells like carrots'."

First, I think too fast. My mother was mentioning something to me, and my brain immediately ran through the topic we had been talking about before, and brought up and discarded ideas before landing on the most likely one... all before she'd gotten more than a few words out. Leading to this, somewhat hilarious exchange ( Read more... )

Julia (6:41:03 PM): Indeed! I don't understand! My arguments are backed up by logic and facts, yet when I try to explain this to my liberal friends, they flip a bitch. Srsly, liberals are like racoons: they see something shiny in a jar (Obama), reach in to grab it, and their paw gets stuck, but they're so mesmerized by the shiny object that they ( Read more... )

Me: "How was it ( Read more... )

theformerclarity (9:05:24 PM): ... ***Tornado Warning***. Does the National Weather Service write for FFN?

"This is Andy Levy, who hates God, guns, and traditional family values." Andy looks confused. "And he's up for review!" Andy drops his head to the table and groans.

(RedEye is on Fox News.)

Julia: We touched him, and now he's on CSI.
Julia: We touched something that is on CSI.
Me: ...we stalked something that is on CSI.
Julia: ...we saw something eat a hamburger that is on CSI.