Idle Hands
Basically this is what happens when you're bored at work and trying to avoid Whitman.
'Then suddenly in COE Ianto is all like " Let's have sex" and Jack's all "I'm not in the mood because of the beans" and the audience is all like "Not in the mood? In season one you were practically willing to do it with his corpse. Then Jack is all like "Psych! Of course I totally want to do it, but when all this is over, yeah, because putting things off always works out well for me." Cue the image of cherubic looking blond kid.'
'Then suddenly in COE Ianto is all like " Let's have sex" and Jack's all "I'm not in the mood because of the beans" and the audience is all like "Not in the mood? In season one you were practically willing to do it with his corpse. Then Jack is all like "Psych! Of course I totally want to do it, but when all this is over, yeah, because putting things off always works out well for me." Cue the image of cherubic looking blond kid.'