The Royal Court of Royal Bears_October 17, 2021
King Joebear Anthony Campinelli - a big Italian black bear who is married to Queen Xara and has two cats named Princess Kissy and Princess Oreo. He loves ice cream, chips without salt, red meat, fish, cinnamon, berries, and honey. He is a nerd who likes to know things and is a conspiracy bear. He does a lot of research on the dark web. In his past life, he was JoJo the Great Black Bear.
King Albear Anthony Campinelli-
A Whole New Beeeeeaaaarrrr
His name is Albear Anthonnnyyyy
Campinelli
He's the twin of Joebear
Still as sexy as can be
He can show you the world
Shining, sexiness, seething
Tell me, king bears, now when did
You last let your butt decide?
He can open your cheeks
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic big bear ride
A whole new bear
A new beartastic point of view
No one to question the growls
Or the bear dances
Or say we're only eating
A whole new bear
A fucked-up bear I never knew
But when I'm being mauled
It's crystal clear
That now you're a whole new bear with me
Unbelievable paws
Super sexual FEELINGS
Dancing, fumbling, eating fish and berries
Through a series of being mauled
A whole new bear (don't you dare fuck with him)
A hundred thousand things to hear
He's like a shooting star
He's come so far
His jizz tastes like honey
A whole new bear (Every growl a surprise)
With king bear rants to pursue
I'll listen anytime
There's always something going on
Let me share this whole new bear with you
A whole new bear (A whole new bear)
That's whom he'll be (That's whom he'll be)
A thrilling bear
A wondrous king
For you and me
King Bruce Ice - formerly known as Bruce Ice, Bruce Ace, Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing, and Agent A-B A-B, a big Russian brown bear who has a strong voice with a hint of Southern accent and is married to Queen Megara Ice and has two dogs named Riley and Duke Ice. He loves to fix brakes, lead the Secret Society of Sexually-Frustrated Bears, and be a superbear. In his most recent past life, he was a cross between a spider and a bear. His name was Peter Bruce Parker. In 1776, he was Brutus the Bull.
Count Vanilla Manilla - a white cub with sharp vampire teeth, glasses covering his soft brown eyes, and a black cape who is only nine years old. He also carries a briefcase with manilla folders. He was formerly known as Mac, Jr., Colonel Mac, Count Colonel Mac, Count Vanilla, and Count Macula Jackson, Jr. on separate occasions. He was turned into a vampbear by Count Macrula, a dark vampire angel. He repeats himself nine times when he uses a short phrase that he likes. He is a great listener for a nine-year-old.
Squire Blinky - a white bear who serves his cousin, Count Vanilla Manilla and even has the same eyes as Count Vanilla Manilla. He communicates mostly through blinking. He wears a blue sash to signify his squire rank.
Prince Banana- (name change dubbed by Chrissy and Chris) formerly known as Bruce Balalalalalalalalalas, Bruce Bananas, and/or Bananas, is the owner of Wild Thighs Cafe by day and a shy quiet bear at night. He communicates mostly by blinking his brownish hazel eyes and shaking and/or nodding his head. He is a brown bear erudite who is constantly seeking knowledge and can speak fluent Bear, Goat, American English, British English, French, German, Irish, Scottish, Russian, and Mandarin Chinese. He gets annoyed easily with stupidity and is generally against bureaucracies, which is why he doesn’t speak much at the Secret Society of Sexually-Frustrated Bear meetings. He is married to Princess Abigail Ice and is the son of Queen Gloria. He also is a black belt in Muy Thai fighting.
Queen Gloria - a brownish gray bear with brownish hazel eyes; speaks mostly French but can speak American English, Bear, Goat, Italian, German, British English, Irish, Scottish, and Mandarin Chinese; wife of King Skipper; mother of Francesca Asiago Cheese, Prince Banana, and Victoria Filetmignon; grandmother of Princess Seras Piealamode, Prince Derek Filetmignon, Johnnio Ice, and Kavana Ice; is the most serious and beautiful of the bears and definitely lets everyone know she is the matriarch of the family; designer of spaceship furniture and household goods; is a black belt in Muy Thai fighting; cares a lot about her appearance and looks much younger than she is; is very talkative and intelligent
King Skipper - a light orange bear with periwinkle eyes; husband of Queen Gloria; father of Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese, Prince Banana, and Queen Victoria Filetmignon; grandfather of Princess Seras Piealamode, Prince Derek Filetmignon, Johnnio Ice, and Kavana Ice; has a great sense of humor and is very talkative; is easy-going but is nothing to mess with; is a black belt of Muy Thai Fighting; speaks fluent Bear, Goat, French, American English, British English, Irish, Scottish, German, and Mandarin Chinese; inventor of weapons of mass destruction
Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese - a black bear with onyx eyes, has a similar voice to her brother, Prince Banana except that it is slightly lower, is also the sister of Queen Victoria Filetmignon, daughter of King Skipper and Queen Gloria, mother of Princess Seras Piealamode, is the Vice President of the United Emirates of Chinta and wife of Chuckee Queso; is a black belt of Muy Thai Fighting
Queen Victoria Filetmignon - a light orange bear with periwinkle eyes who looks like the female version of King Skipper, her father. She is the daughter of Queen Gloria, sister of Prince Banana and Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese, and mother of Prince Derek Filetmignon, works as the cashier at Chipotle Mexican Grill and Secretary of State of the United Emirates of Chinta on the Green Planet, has a heavy French accent, is a black belt in Muy Thai fighting
Princess Seras Piealamode - married to Prince Alexander Piealamode, is a black bear with green eyes, daughter of Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese and granddaughter of Queen Gloria and King Skipper, wears a black cape with scarlet lining, is 23 years old
Prince Alexander Piealamode - married to Princess Seras Piealamode, a white bear with blue eyes who is the father of Princess Seras Piealamode's young white cub, is very kind and good-natured, will stand up for what's right, wears a royal red cape, is 24 years old
Prince Derek Filetmignon - grandson of Queen Gloria and King Skipper, son of Victoria Filetmignon, is a young and shy golden bear who speaks rarely
Queen Megara Marie Ice - formerly known as Megara Ace, a red Russian-Irish bear who is married to King Bruce Ice and has four female cubs with him. She is a loud strong woman who always talks about putting things to good use. She has a strong Southern accent and tries to dominate her husband in the Secret Society of Sexually-Frustrated Bears. She is secretly jealous of her husband’s ability to lead, and that causes issues in their marriage. She was originally born in Chicago, IL and played for the Little League Chicago Cubs when she was a cub.
Princess Abigail Ice - formerly known as Abigail Ace, an auburn Russian-Irish female bear who is the daughter of King Bruce and Queen Megara Ice and wife of Prince Banana. She is a strong 19-year-old female cub who follows in her parents’ footsteps in wanting to lead. She asks her father to lead meetings with over 75 bears. She attends the Online University of Female Bears. She looks up to her father and has a picture of him at the front of the meeting hall of The Athenia Chapter of the Youth League of Extraordinary Young Bears.
Chancellor Martha Mae Bear - a gray senior bear who looks like a typical old female Berenstain bear. She counsels Princess Abigail Ice and is the chancellor of the Athenia Chapter of Youth League of Extraordinary Young Bears. She enjoys the spirit of young bears wanting to improve the world. She is also a conspiracy bear.
Pastor Penn - a golden bear with serious blue eyes who is a Christian newscaster, is the husband of Alexia and co-creator of the movement of Off Grid Desert Farming with Penn and Alexia, is constantly seeking the Truth and telling it to anyone who will listen, is humble and modest, does not require being called 'Pastor,' has a surprisingly wild sense of humor
King Albear Anthony Campinelli-
A Whole New Beeeeeaaaarrrr
His name is Albear Anthonnnyyyy
Campinelli
He's the twin of Joebear
Still as sexy as can be
He can show you the world
Shining, sexiness, seething
Tell me, king bears, now when did
You last let your butt decide?
He can open your cheeks
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic big bear ride
A whole new bear
A new beartastic point of view
No one to question the growls
Or the bear dances
Or say we're only eating
A whole new bear
A fucked-up bear I never knew
But when I'm being mauled
It's crystal clear
That now you're a whole new bear with me
Unbelievable paws
Super sexual FEELINGS
Dancing, fumbling, eating fish and berries
Through a series of being mauled
A whole new bear (don't you dare fuck with him)
A hundred thousand things to hear
He's like a shooting star
He's come so far
His jizz tastes like honey
A whole new bear (Every growl a surprise)
With king bear rants to pursue
I'll listen anytime
There's always something going on
Let me share this whole new bear with you
A whole new bear (A whole new bear)
That's whom he'll be (That's whom he'll be)
A thrilling bear
A wondrous king
For you and me
King Bruce Ice - formerly known as Bruce Ice, Bruce Ace, Bruce the Ace of Brake-fixing, and Agent A-B A-B, a big Russian brown bear who has a strong voice with a hint of Southern accent and is married to Queen Megara Ice and has two dogs named Riley and Duke Ice. He loves to fix brakes, lead the Secret Society of Sexually-Frustrated Bears, and be a superbear. In his most recent past life, he was a cross between a spider and a bear. His name was Peter Bruce Parker. In 1776, he was Brutus the Bull.
Count Vanilla Manilla - a white cub with sharp vampire teeth, glasses covering his soft brown eyes, and a black cape who is only nine years old. He also carries a briefcase with manilla folders. He was formerly known as Mac, Jr., Colonel Mac, Count Colonel Mac, Count Vanilla, and Count Macula Jackson, Jr. on separate occasions. He was turned into a vampbear by Count Macrula, a dark vampire angel. He repeats himself nine times when he uses a short phrase that he likes. He is a great listener for a nine-year-old.
Squire Blinky - a white bear who serves his cousin, Count Vanilla Manilla and even has the same eyes as Count Vanilla Manilla. He communicates mostly through blinking. He wears a blue sash to signify his squire rank.
Prince Banana- (name change dubbed by Chrissy and Chris) formerly known as Bruce Balalalalalalalalalas, Bruce Bananas, and/or Bananas, is the owner of Wild Thighs Cafe by day and a shy quiet bear at night. He communicates mostly by blinking his brownish hazel eyes and shaking and/or nodding his head. He is a brown bear erudite who is constantly seeking knowledge and can speak fluent Bear, Goat, American English, British English, French, German, Irish, Scottish, Russian, and Mandarin Chinese. He gets annoyed easily with stupidity and is generally against bureaucracies, which is why he doesn’t speak much at the Secret Society of Sexually-Frustrated Bear meetings. He is married to Princess Abigail Ice and is the son of Queen Gloria. He also is a black belt in Muy Thai fighting.
Queen Gloria - a brownish gray bear with brownish hazel eyes; speaks mostly French but can speak American English, Bear, Goat, Italian, German, British English, Irish, Scottish, and Mandarin Chinese; wife of King Skipper; mother of Francesca Asiago Cheese, Prince Banana, and Victoria Filetmignon; grandmother of Princess Seras Piealamode, Prince Derek Filetmignon, Johnnio Ice, and Kavana Ice; is the most serious and beautiful of the bears and definitely lets everyone know she is the matriarch of the family; designer of spaceship furniture and household goods; is a black belt in Muy Thai fighting; cares a lot about her appearance and looks much younger than she is; is very talkative and intelligent
King Skipper - a light orange bear with periwinkle eyes; husband of Queen Gloria; father of Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese, Prince Banana, and Queen Victoria Filetmignon; grandfather of Princess Seras Piealamode, Prince Derek Filetmignon, Johnnio Ice, and Kavana Ice; has a great sense of humor and is very talkative; is easy-going but is nothing to mess with; is a black belt of Muy Thai Fighting; speaks fluent Bear, Goat, French, American English, British English, Irish, Scottish, German, and Mandarin Chinese; inventor of weapons of mass destruction
Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese - a black bear with onyx eyes, has a similar voice to her brother, Prince Banana except that it is slightly lower, is also the sister of Queen Victoria Filetmignon, daughter of King Skipper and Queen Gloria, mother of Princess Seras Piealamode, is the Vice President of the United Emirates of Chinta and wife of Chuckee Queso; is a black belt of Muy Thai Fighting
Queen Victoria Filetmignon - a light orange bear with periwinkle eyes who looks like the female version of King Skipper, her father. She is the daughter of Queen Gloria, sister of Prince Banana and Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese, and mother of Prince Derek Filetmignon, works as the cashier at Chipotle Mexican Grill and Secretary of State of the United Emirates of Chinta on the Green Planet, has a heavy French accent, is a black belt in Muy Thai fighting
Princess Seras Piealamode - married to Prince Alexander Piealamode, is a black bear with green eyes, daughter of Queen Francesca Asiago Cheese and granddaughter of Queen Gloria and King Skipper, wears a black cape with scarlet lining, is 23 years old
Prince Alexander Piealamode - married to Princess Seras Piealamode, a white bear with blue eyes who is the father of Princess Seras Piealamode's young white cub, is very kind and good-natured, will stand up for what's right, wears a royal red cape, is 24 years old
Prince Derek Filetmignon - grandson of Queen Gloria and King Skipper, son of Victoria Filetmignon, is a young and shy golden bear who speaks rarely
Queen Megara Marie Ice - formerly known as Megara Ace, a red Russian-Irish bear who is married to King Bruce Ice and has four female cubs with him. She is a loud strong woman who always talks about putting things to good use. She has a strong Southern accent and tries to dominate her husband in the Secret Society of Sexually-Frustrated Bears. She is secretly jealous of her husband’s ability to lead, and that causes issues in their marriage. She was originally born in Chicago, IL and played for the Little League Chicago Cubs when she was a cub.
Princess Abigail Ice - formerly known as Abigail Ace, an auburn Russian-Irish female bear who is the daughter of King Bruce and Queen Megara Ice and wife of Prince Banana. She is a strong 19-year-old female cub who follows in her parents’ footsteps in wanting to lead. She asks her father to lead meetings with over 75 bears. She attends the Online University of Female Bears. She looks up to her father and has a picture of him at the front of the meeting hall of The Athenia Chapter of the Youth League of Extraordinary Young Bears.
Chancellor Martha Mae Bear - a gray senior bear who looks like a typical old female Berenstain bear. She counsels Princess Abigail Ice and is the chancellor of the Athenia Chapter of Youth League of Extraordinary Young Bears. She enjoys the spirit of young bears wanting to improve the world. She is also a conspiracy bear.
Pastor Penn - a golden bear with serious blue eyes who is a Christian newscaster, is the husband of Alexia and co-creator of the movement of Off Grid Desert Farming with Penn and Alexia, is constantly seeking the Truth and telling it to anyone who will listen, is humble and modest, does not require being called 'Pastor,' has a surprisingly wild sense of humor