Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig, formerly known as Joebear, Joe the WalrusMan, and Wally the Walrus
(Wally the Walrus is the legal name of the walrus bear formerly known as Joebear and Joe the WalrusMan. Xara the Goat is the legal name of the goat woman formerly known as Xara Nahara O'Connor. Very long story how this all happened.)
Wally the Walrus the Bear was laying in the tub and eating lots of vegetable soup. He was hungry and sexy. He wanted to pinch my goat nose. I fed him two brownies and bleated. I was eating some soup myself.
He put his bottom fin on my lap. I rubbed the fin with my hoofed hand.
"I love you, too, Boo. This streamer is fucked up," I said as I referred to a streamer on Twitch.TV, a video game streaming site.
"Yeah, he's getting trolled hard," Wally the Walrus the Bear said.
"We always find the most goofy shit to watch," I said.
"Truly. The younger generation is so dumb that's funny to watch," Wally the Walrus the Bear said as he finished his soup with a burp. "I'm still hungry. Can you make more soup?"
I finished my soup as well and put my spoon in my bowl before I responded, "Bae Whuhhh!!! You done ate two cans of vegetable soup already! You also had two brownies. Goddamn, Bae! I have to feed you again?" I bleated loudly.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig made a Conehead noise before he snorted an orchestra of snorts. His bear nose turned into a pig nose as he oinked. He grew more fur on his walrus, bear, and pig body to signify that he was still very much a bear. He made a walrus noise to demonstrate his hunger.
"All right, bae! I'm cooking!" I said as I went downstairs to make more soup.
"May I have a bowl of ice cream?" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig asked.
"BUH BUH WHUHHHHH!!! Quit!" I yelled as I went downstairs with my dirty bowl and spoon. Goddamn he was hungry.
I put my dirty dishes in the sink and started cooking the soup before I made Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig a bowl of ice cream. I feed this walrus bear pig because he is an angry son of a bitch when he is hungry. I can't handle the stress of him being upset, so I feed this baby to save many lives.
I ran up the stairs with a spoon and the bowl of ice cream for Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig. Kissy and Garfield dodged me as I was on a quest to feed the sexy walrus bear pig.
"Eat now!!!" I yelled happily as I handed him a spoon and the bowl of ice cream.
"Thank you," he said as he exchanged dirty dishes for the bowl of ice cream.
"Welcome Buh Buh Huhhhhhhh!!!" I yelled happily as I took the dirty dishes and ran down the stairs. Kissy and Garfield meowed as they once again dodged me.
I transferred the dirty dishes in the sink to the dishwasher and turned on said dishwasher. I stirred the soup and got the bowl and spoon out to feed the walrus bear pig with.
My phone rang an angry walrus noise ringtone. Damn! I needed to change my contact of Wally the Walrus the Bear to Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig. I answered the phone, "BAE WHUHHHH!!!"
"Is my soup almost done?" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig asked.
"Yes, Bae Whuh. I'm coming. Soup's done!" I yelled.
"Bring it to me!" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig commanded.
"I'm coming. Go lay down!" I commanded as I turned the burner off and began to serve the soup in the bowl.
He made a Conehead noise before he snorted and hung up the phone.
I put a spoon in the bowl of soup and then took the soup up the stairs. Kissy laid in the middle of the landing and did not bother to move her cat ass.
I went to the mancave to feed the walrus bear pig his soup. "Bae WHUHhhhh!!! Your bowl," I said as I presented him with the bowl of soup.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig took his bowl of soup and smiled. "Thank you," he said. "I will have dessert after this soup."
"What's for dessert, Bae Whuhhh?" I asked.
"You," he answered before he licked his walrus lips with his long bear tongue and snorted loudly.
"Hoo hoo Bae," I said as I giggled. "This dessert will be ready when you are." I removed my shorts and underwear.
"Mmmmm delicious," he said. He continued to eat his soup and snort.
"Hold on, bae. Let me take this bowl and spoon down," I said as I got up and showed him my round plump butt.
"Mmmmmmm!!!! What a juicy buuutt!" he said as he snorted with pride.
I took the bowl and spoon out of the room and went to the kitchen.
"Hey hey listen! Is the bowl of remaining ice cream for me?" Kissy asked with excitement.
"No baby girl. You don't need chocolate ice cream. Go lay down!" I answered.
"Dammit!" Kissy said sharply as she laid down.
I put the bowl and spoon in the sink while the dishwasher ran. I then immediately went back up the stairs and hoped Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig was finished with his bowl of soup.
"Bae WHUHhhhh!!!" I called and bleated as I charged up the stairs.
"Bae Whuhhhhhhhh!!! My mouth is ready!!!!" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig yelled in excitement.
I went in the mancave and entered the bath tub full of water. "Bae WHUHhhhh!!!"
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig set his dirty dishes on the table next to his computer desk before he pinched my nose.
"Bae WHUHhhhh!!!" I yelled before bleating in annoyance.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig laughed. "I'm going in. Spread," he commanded as he dove under the water.
"You bastard!" I said and bleated before I spread my legs and revealed my hairy pussy to him.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig started licking my vulva with vigor.
"Ooh hoo bae!!!" I yelled out of excitement.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig used his long bear tongue to lick in between my skin folds. I pet him softly on his black curls on his large head. His tongue then dove into the juicy opening and started lapping up juices. He made a walrus noise and started to make my G-spot vibrate. He then shoved his head so close to my genitalia that I thought he was trying to put his whole head in there.
I bleated. "Easy!" I exclaimed as I massaged his shoulders to relax him.
He snorted in response and blew air into my vagina.
"Thank you, Great Beast," I said and bleated happily.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig continued to lick my vagina and moan like a bear. As he licked my G-spot, he sung a song in walrus language.
"Hoo hoo hoo you're sexy," I said as I patted his hairy, tough right shoulder.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig then moved his tongue to my swollen clitoris and lapped up the juices that were soaking there. He moaned and sung a song of victory in walrus language.
I laughed and had my first orgasm inside Wally the Walrus the Bear's mouth.
He lapped up the juices and moaned. "Mmmmm. Delicious!!!" he said as he emerged from the water. "Now bend over. I need Rocky Road."
I bleated and bent over the side of the tub willingly and showed him my plump, round butt.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig made a loud oink of arousal before he spread my plump butt cheeks apart and started licking my butthole.
I moaned and relaxed while I let my arms hang over the side of the tub. I was enjoying the feel of Wally's hot, wide tongue going in and out of my back opening. I moaned and stuck my butt out even more to let him have deeper access.
"Mmmm... Rocky Road deliciousness!" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig said between laps of licking my butthole.
"Thank you," I said as I wiggled my big butt softly. I hummed in joy.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig oinked as he continued to lick my plump little rump. I laughed and bleated. He smacked my left cheek pretty hard before he kissed both cheeks. He smacked my right cheek pretty hard.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Tenderizing the meat," Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig answered as he nibbled on my butt cheeks near the hole.
"Wooooo Bae! Easy," I said as I wiggled my butt around.
He immediately spread my butt cheeks apart wide and attacked my butthole with his tongue.
I moaned loudly before I had my second orgasm.
He continued to lick my butthole before saying, "I'm still hungry." He continued to lick my butthole afterward.
Oh shit. He was stimulating my bowels with all that licking he was doing. I squirmed away from his tongue. "Bae! I have to poop!!! Quit!!" I said with a small bleat.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig pulled his mouth away and shot up. "No, no. Do not shit in the tub, please," he said.
"I won't," I said as I got out of the tub, got a towel, and headed to the restroom. "Thank you for the butt lick. It was sexy, and it helped me release toxins."
"You're welcome, Bae Love. May I have a bowl of grapes when you finish? Please wash your hands twice. My walrus bear pig body is sensitive," he said.
"Yes, BAE WHUHHHH!!!" I said with a bleat before closing the bathroom door.
___________________________________________
Once I finished my business in the bathroom, I washed my hands twice to ensure all toxins were removed from my hands.
I then went downstairs to fix him a bowl of grapes. I removed the grapes from their branches and rinsed them thoroughly. I put the grapes in the bowl and took them upstairs to Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig.
"Oooh. Thank you, I'm hungry today," the walrus bear pig said as he started munching on grapes.
"I can see that, Boo. Damn," I said as I laid in the tub next to him.
I rubbed him down while he was eating grapes and playing Path of Exile. He was a sweet walrus bear pig that loved to eat and play video games. He also loved doing sexual acts. I would have asked for more business, but I could tell that he just wanted to eat and digest. Perhaps we will do more business later. Today, Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig and I were happy just being together while he eats and plays video games.
(Wally the Walrus is the legal name of the walrus bear formerly known as Joebear and Joe the WalrusMan. Xara the Goat is the legal name of the goat woman formerly known as Xara Nahara O'Connor. Very long story how this all happened.)
Wally the Walrus the Bear was laying in the tub and eating lots of vegetable soup. He was hungry and sexy. He wanted to pinch my goat nose. I fed him two brownies and bleated. I was eating some soup myself.
He put his bottom fin on my lap. I rubbed the fin with my hoofed hand.
"I love you, too, Boo. This streamer is fucked up," I said as I referred to a streamer on Twitch.TV, a video game streaming site.
"Yeah, he's getting trolled hard," Wally the Walrus the Bear said.
"We always find the most goofy shit to watch," I said.
"Truly. The younger generation is so dumb that's funny to watch," Wally the Walrus the Bear said as he finished his soup with a burp. "I'm still hungry. Can you make more soup?"
I finished my soup as well and put my spoon in my bowl before I responded, "Bae Whuhhh!!! You done ate two cans of vegetable soup already! You also had two brownies. Goddamn, Bae! I have to feed you again?" I bleated loudly.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig made a Conehead noise before he snorted an orchestra of snorts. His bear nose turned into a pig nose as he oinked. He grew more fur on his walrus, bear, and pig body to signify that he was still very much a bear. He made a walrus noise to demonstrate his hunger.
"All right, bae! I'm cooking!" I said as I went downstairs to make more soup.
"May I have a bowl of ice cream?" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig asked.
"BUH BUH WHUHHHHH!!! Quit!" I yelled as I went downstairs with my dirty bowl and spoon. Goddamn he was hungry.
I put my dirty dishes in the sink and started cooking the soup before I made Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig a bowl of ice cream. I feed this walrus bear pig because he is an angry son of a bitch when he is hungry. I can't handle the stress of him being upset, so I feed this baby to save many lives.
I ran up the stairs with a spoon and the bowl of ice cream for Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig. Kissy and Garfield dodged me as I was on a quest to feed the sexy walrus bear pig.
"Eat now!!!" I yelled happily as I handed him a spoon and the bowl of ice cream.
"Thank you," he said as he exchanged dirty dishes for the bowl of ice cream.
"Welcome Buh Buh Huhhhhhhh!!!" I yelled happily as I took the dirty dishes and ran down the stairs. Kissy and Garfield meowed as they once again dodged me.
I transferred the dirty dishes in the sink to the dishwasher and turned on said dishwasher. I stirred the soup and got the bowl and spoon out to feed the walrus bear pig with.
My phone rang an angry walrus noise ringtone. Damn! I needed to change my contact of Wally the Walrus the Bear to Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig. I answered the phone, "BAE WHUHHHH!!!"
"Is my soup almost done?" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig asked.
"Yes, Bae Whuh. I'm coming. Soup's done!" I yelled.
"Bring it to me!" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig commanded.
"I'm coming. Go lay down!" I commanded as I turned the burner off and began to serve the soup in the bowl.
He made a Conehead noise before he snorted and hung up the phone.
I put a spoon in the bowl of soup and then took the soup up the stairs. Kissy laid in the middle of the landing and did not bother to move her cat ass.
I went to the mancave to feed the walrus bear pig his soup. "Bae WHUHhhhh!!! Your bowl," I said as I presented him with the bowl of soup.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig took his bowl of soup and smiled. "Thank you," he said. "I will have dessert after this soup."
"What's for dessert, Bae Whuhhh?" I asked.
"You," he answered before he licked his walrus lips with his long bear tongue and snorted loudly.
"Hoo hoo Bae," I said as I giggled. "This dessert will be ready when you are." I removed my shorts and underwear.
"Mmmmm delicious," he said. He continued to eat his soup and snort.
"Hold on, bae. Let me take this bowl and spoon down," I said as I got up and showed him my round plump butt.
"Mmmmmmm!!!! What a juicy buuutt!" he said as he snorted with pride.
I took the bowl and spoon out of the room and went to the kitchen.
"Hey hey listen! Is the bowl of remaining ice cream for me?" Kissy asked with excitement.
"No baby girl. You don't need chocolate ice cream. Go lay down!" I answered.
"Dammit!" Kissy said sharply as she laid down.
I put the bowl and spoon in the sink while the dishwasher ran. I then immediately went back up the stairs and hoped Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig was finished with his bowl of soup.
"Bae WHUHhhhh!!!" I called and bleated as I charged up the stairs.
"Bae Whuhhhhhhhh!!! My mouth is ready!!!!" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig yelled in excitement.
I went in the mancave and entered the bath tub full of water. "Bae WHUHhhhh!!!"
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig set his dirty dishes on the table next to his computer desk before he pinched my nose.
"Bae WHUHhhhh!!!" I yelled before bleating in annoyance.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig laughed. "I'm going in. Spread," he commanded as he dove under the water.
"You bastard!" I said and bleated before I spread my legs and revealed my hairy pussy to him.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig started licking my vulva with vigor.
"Ooh hoo bae!!!" I yelled out of excitement.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig used his long bear tongue to lick in between my skin folds. I pet him softly on his black curls on his large head. His tongue then dove into the juicy opening and started lapping up juices. He made a walrus noise and started to make my G-spot vibrate. He then shoved his head so close to my genitalia that I thought he was trying to put his whole head in there.
I bleated. "Easy!" I exclaimed as I massaged his shoulders to relax him.
He snorted in response and blew air into my vagina.
"Thank you, Great Beast," I said and bleated happily.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig continued to lick my vagina and moan like a bear. As he licked my G-spot, he sung a song in walrus language.
"Hoo hoo hoo you're sexy," I said as I patted his hairy, tough right shoulder.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig then moved his tongue to my swollen clitoris and lapped up the juices that were soaking there. He moaned and sung a song of victory in walrus language.
I laughed and had my first orgasm inside Wally the Walrus the Bear's mouth.
He lapped up the juices and moaned. "Mmmmm. Delicious!!!" he said as he emerged from the water. "Now bend over. I need Rocky Road."
I bleated and bent over the side of the tub willingly and showed him my plump, round butt.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig made a loud oink of arousal before he spread my plump butt cheeks apart and started licking my butthole.
I moaned and relaxed while I let my arms hang over the side of the tub. I was enjoying the feel of Wally's hot, wide tongue going in and out of my back opening. I moaned and stuck my butt out even more to let him have deeper access.
"Mmmm... Rocky Road deliciousness!" Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig said between laps of licking my butthole.
"Thank you," I said as I wiggled my big butt softly. I hummed in joy.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig oinked as he continued to lick my plump little rump. I laughed and bleated. He smacked my left cheek pretty hard before he kissed both cheeks. He smacked my right cheek pretty hard.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"Tenderizing the meat," Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig answered as he nibbled on my butt cheeks near the hole.
"Wooooo Bae! Easy," I said as I wiggled my butt around.
He immediately spread my butt cheeks apart wide and attacked my butthole with his tongue.
I moaned loudly before I had my second orgasm.
He continued to lick my butthole before saying, "I'm still hungry." He continued to lick my butthole afterward.
Oh shit. He was stimulating my bowels with all that licking he was doing. I squirmed away from his tongue. "Bae! I have to poop!!! Quit!!" I said with a small bleat.
Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig pulled his mouth away and shot up. "No, no. Do not shit in the tub, please," he said.
"I won't," I said as I got out of the tub, got a towel, and headed to the restroom. "Thank you for the butt lick. It was sexy, and it helped me release toxins."
"You're welcome, Bae Love. May I have a bowl of grapes when you finish? Please wash your hands twice. My walrus bear pig body is sensitive," he said.
"Yes, BAE WHUHHHH!!!" I said with a bleat before closing the bathroom door.
___________________________________________
Once I finished my business in the bathroom, I washed my hands twice to ensure all toxins were removed from my hands.
I then went downstairs to fix him a bowl of grapes. I removed the grapes from their branches and rinsed them thoroughly. I put the grapes in the bowl and took them upstairs to Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig.
"Oooh. Thank you, I'm hungry today," the walrus bear pig said as he started munching on grapes.
"I can see that, Boo. Damn," I said as I laid in the tub next to him.
I rubbed him down while he was eating grapes and playing Path of Exile. He was a sweet walrus bear pig that loved to eat and play video games. He also loved doing sexual acts. I would have asked for more business, but I could tell that he just wanted to eat and digest. Perhaps we will do more business later. Today, Wally the Walrus the Bear the Pig and I were happy just being together while he eats and plays video games.