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Aug 17, 2011 17:58

[VOICE POST]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but a skirt made of cling wrap.

The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

[Pause.]

I figured if I waited til today, you'd appreciate it more.

[ooc; READ THE JOKE ALOUD because sob it doesn't make sense written.... hence, audio post.... scream /goes away now.]

yes i am this lame, tell a (bad) joke, curse: aftermath, curse: unaffected, bored and trolling, sense of humor is a little scary

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cry_reaper August 18 2011, 03:50:37 UTC

I don't think appreciation is what I have.

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 04:18:52 UTC

Everyone's a critic.

cry_reaper August 18 2011, 04:21:17 UTC

Where did you come up with that?

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 20:59:46 UTC

Oh, I heard it somewhere. Can't even remember.

cry_reaper August 20 2011, 00:53:50 UTC

Pity it's not the yesterday, you would have something to blame.

cold_dry_pieces August 20 2011, 01:28:19 UTC

It's not my fault if no one here has a sense of humor.

cry_reaper August 20 2011, 01:31:07 UTC

It may not be lack of a sense of humor, just... it was a bit overwhelming.

cold_dry_pieces August 20 2011, 01:33:16 UTC

Well I like it.

cry_reaper August 20 2011, 01:37:39 UTC

I'm happy you do.

cold_dry_pieces August 20 2011, 02:28:28 UTC

Hey, it could've been worse. It could've been knock-knock jokes.

cry_reaper August 20 2011, 02:30:51 UTC

Those... are the ones that mimic someone at the door, right?

cold_dry_pieces August 20 2011, 04:30:56 UTC

Exactly.

cry_reaper August 20 2011, 04:33:58 UTC

I don't really understand those very well, I'm afraid.

cold_dry_pieces August 20 2011, 15:24:26 UTC

I'm not sure anyone does.

cry_reaper August 21 2011, 06:46:51 UTC

Then why are they always told?

cold_dry_pieces August 21 2011, 18:34:55 UTC

Some mysteries are entirely beyond my comprehension.

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