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cold_dry_pieces

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Aug 17, 2011 17:58

[VOICE POST]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office, wearing nothing but a skirt made of cling wrap.

The doctor says, I can clearly see your nuts.

[Pause.]

I figured if I waited til today, you'd appreciate it more.

[ooc; READ THE JOKE ALOUD because sob it doesn't make sense written.... hence, audio post.... scream /goes away now.]

yes i am this lame, tell a (bad) joke, curse: aftermath, curse: unaffected, bored and trolling, sense of humor is a little scary

Comments 57

byweavinglives August 17 2011, 22:28:43 UTC

That doesn't sound comfortable.

cold_dry_pieces August 17 2011, 22:39:54 UTC

I suspect you're right.

byweavinglives August 17 2011, 22:41:38 UTC

I'm sure you could try it.

cold_dry_pieces August 17 2011, 23:06:49 UTC

There doesn't seem to be much benefit to doing so. Besides, I don't even have a psychiatrist.

Thread 22

valentineluke August 18 2011, 01:52:29 UTC

....

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 02:20:59 UTC

I always thought it was a good one.

valentineluke August 18 2011, 02:25:25 UTC

There lies the problem with it.

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 02:29:11 UTC

Oh, ouch.

Thread 6

cry_reaper August 18 2011, 03:50:37 UTC

I don't think appreciation is what I have.

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 04:18:52 UTC

Everyone's a critic.

cry_reaper August 18 2011, 04:21:17 UTC

Where did you come up with that?

cold_dry_pieces August 18 2011, 20:59:46 UTC

Oh, I heard it somewhere. Can't even remember.

Thread 25

voice; brokemysmolder August 18 2011, 23:32:11 UTC

Wha- Oooooooh. That's just gross.

voice; cold_dry_pieces August 19 2011, 03:08:53 UTC

How can you say that if you've never seen the guy?

voice; brokemysmolder August 20 2011, 03:23:56 UTC

Why would I want to see him?

voice; cold_dry_pieces August 20 2011, 04:31:39 UTC

I'm just saying it seems like a premature judgment on your part.