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As much guff as I give people about putting song lyrics or poems they hear into their LiveJournals you would think I would strive to put nothing but completely original material in my own. While that it is case most of the time, every now and then I'll see something that I think is very clever and insert it into these pages. Such as this month's GQ list:
32 Signs You May Not Be A Patriot:
1.You still eat French fries.
2.You don't salute Bill O'Reilly at the beginning of the "O'Reilly Factor".
3.You listen to NPR.
4.You think you may have once engaged in 'chatter' when you were on a crosstown bus.
5.You can't remember if Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani is the one who should be summarily killed.
6.You're still a fan of the Bill of Rights.
7.You didn't shop for major appliances in the months after September 11.
8.You've never read a Tom Clancy novel.
9.You're kind of turned on by the whole Mexican invasion.
10.You wouldn't mind messing with Texas.
11.You think of universal health care as a sensible idea.
12.You get all your drugs from Canada.
13.Not only can't you name your assemblyman; you don't really know what one is.
14.You'd consider harboring a fugitive from justice...if she put out regularly.
15.You think Miss America is never half as good looking as Miss Itlay.
16.You'd rather sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the seventh inning stretch than the lachrymose "God Bless America".
17.If twenty mujahideen tied you down and threatened you with cattle prods, you would quite willingly give them Dick Cheney's address.
18.You think the flag of Brazil is a lot cooler looking than the Stars and Stripes.
19.You can't name your ammendments.
20.You lie your way out of jury duty every time.
21.You don't know the words to Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?!"
22.You're proud of the fact you live in a blue state.
23.You can't name a single Olympian.
24.You are afraid to visit certain parts of the country.
25.You still think Geneva conventions make pretty good sense.
26.You used to play Quake with Mullah Omar.
27.You used to rent your attic to the Lackawanna Six.
28.You removed the W from your keyboard.
29.You don't Super Size.
30.You speak a foriegn language.
31.You can see both sides of an argument.
32.You question the president's leadership.
32 Signs You May Not Be A Patriot:
1.You still eat French fries.
2.You don't salute Bill O'Reilly at the beginning of the "O'Reilly Factor".
3.You listen to NPR.
4.You think you may have once engaged in 'chatter' when you were on a crosstown bus.
5.You can't remember if Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Sistani is the one who should be summarily killed.
6.You're still a fan of the Bill of Rights.
7.You didn't shop for major appliances in the months after September 11.
8.You've never read a Tom Clancy novel.
9.You're kind of turned on by the whole Mexican invasion.
10.You wouldn't mind messing with Texas.
11.You think of universal health care as a sensible idea.
12.You get all your drugs from Canada.
13.Not only can't you name your assemblyman; you don't really know what one is.
14.You'd consider harboring a fugitive from justice...if she put out regularly.
15.You think Miss America is never half as good looking as Miss Itlay.
16.You'd rather sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" during the seventh inning stretch than the lachrymose "God Bless America".
17.If twenty mujahideen tied you down and threatened you with cattle prods, you would quite willingly give them Dick Cheney's address.
18.You think the flag of Brazil is a lot cooler looking than the Stars and Stripes.
19.You can't name your ammendments.
20.You lie your way out of jury duty every time.
21.You don't know the words to Toby Keith's "How Do You Like Me Now?!"
22.You're proud of the fact you live in a blue state.
23.You can't name a single Olympian.
24.You are afraid to visit certain parts of the country.
25.You still think Geneva conventions make pretty good sense.
26.You used to play Quake with Mullah Omar.
27.You used to rent your attic to the Lackawanna Six.
28.You removed the W from your keyboard.
29.You don't Super Size.
30.You speak a foriegn language.
31.You can see both sides of an argument.
32.You question the president's leadership.