Jun 23, 2010 05:01
- 08:54 8 hours later, my iPhone is getting close to being updated to iOS4. #
- 09:03 Thanks! RT @zoogirltoo: i made this for @curtiswalker twitpic.com/1z058v #
- 10:00 Cheeseburger?! I barely know her! #
- 11:25 Nikon needs to build an Infrared trigger into the camera, rather than using the popup flash to command remote lights. #
- 11:58 Yes please!!! -> Nerd Approved: Baby MacBook Decals Gives Your Apple Logo The Gift Of Hair bit.ly/abwfJ4 #
- 12:10 Adrienne is going to go to Chicago for a couple of months to visit her mom. #
- 12:12 If there is a Mad Max reboot, he needs to have one of these: bit.ly/aP7wyl #
- 12:20 Wow, Frommers Budget Travel declares the El Cortez Cabana Suites one of the best hotels in the WORLD. bit.ly/9O0JO7 #
- 12:25 @ CraigWFSmith You are right. It needs some macho added. Maybe some fat tires on the back and something scifi on the hood. #
- 12:25 @ CraigWFSmith And a big kangaroo catcher grille out front. Haha. #
- 16:06 I'm scanning my friend's vintage slide collection. I'm running into 35mm square format. What kind of camera was that?! I want one. #
- 16:27 @ jennyinSLUT No, these are from the 60's. Way before the Holga. and sharp. I had no idea the 35mm holga did square format though. Thanks! #
- 16:29 18 is a weird age. Technically an adult, but still mostly a child. Definitely too young to be dying though. #
- 16:31 Jesus would mostly just seem tragic if he died at 18. Dying at 33 is a good balance of tragedy and accomplishment. #
- 16:57 Aaron Bros $.01 fram sale starts tomorrow. Time to go burn some credit cards. #
- 16:59 @ jen_shannon I only equate jealousy to romance and relationships, and therefore have a hard time with your advice. #
- 17:18 @ SaDiECrAzYbABe What car? #
- 19:01 CRASH COURSE is an 80's driver's Ed comedy. It ends with the Japanese kid doing a rap "we be driving." It sucks worse than the oil spill. #
- 19:02 George Lucas needs to invent a method of retroactively applying Chimera lighting to all this crap. #
- 20:30 Repeat out loud:
I am Sofa King!
We Todd it. # - 21:12 @ solacegnar assless chaps are crazy they're like sleeveless tank tops. #
- 21:14 @ killahmcgillah hahaha! I get it. Cause there's an oil spill on the other beaches. They make a funny. Oh! #
- 21:17 @ RoxanneDiana you need a prescription for marijuana and viagra too... I don't understand the problem. #
- 21:32 I wonder if men ever get divorces because they hate their kids so much? #
- 21:36 You can tell by the age of two if a kid is ever going to be worth a shit. My grandfather had a talent for recognizing this. We never met. #
- 21:40 Genetic engineering will eventually perfect the fully evolved human. The race will be as genetically similar as bananas. A plague will come. #
- 21:42 When someone says "David Bowie", do you think of one of his songs? Or of one of his costumes? I think of Labyrinth. #
- 21:46 Others in my family have the ability to read this though, which is why they've all mostly severed ties with me. I'm too weird. In a good way #
- 21:51 I think I'd spend the night talking about Bowie and Labyrinth, if I had a date with Jennifer Connelly. What the hell else is there to do? #
- 22:02 New Dan Ackroyd comedy show: Sexually Active Punky Brewster and her Creepy Canadian Rapist Uncle. It's by the guy making TRON. #
- 22:07 It's kind of like if Quagmire had gotten a show instead of Cleveland. Only, the show continues over the commercial with DA adding commentary #
- 22:15 If the Pilgrims had been Gypsies, America would literally rule the entire world. Soccer would be played with human heads. #
- 22:18 @ Bob_Coulter American Apparel ought to hire you for an ad campaign. It would refresh the brand immensely. #
- 22:24 I hope one day to live in a derelict mansion with tattered wall paper and only a few shabby pieces of furniture. But a really great bedroom. #
- 22:27 I should sell my house before the financial aftershock of 2008 hits. By 2012, it's all over. Then I can buy the mansion. #
- 22:30 @ Bob_Coulter You both have really smutty lighting. Yours is just the more evolved approach. It would show off the clothes more. #
- 22:33 @ Bob_Coulter I've always wanted to shoot my version of a fashion spread. I'd probably do porn stars in WalMart. #
- 22:37 @ Bob_Coulter exactly. The opposite of Glamour. Distortion. Hard small light. Your light in a Blade Runner-Style movie would be interesting. #
- 22:39 There's a difference between a pervert with a camera and an erotic photographer, even if they have the exact same gear. #
- 22:44 I could show up with an iPhone and get better shots than some jerks with all the gear they own. yfrog.com/103znj #
- 22:46 @ Bob_Coulter we should work on it. I'm pretty sure if I write it and if features some of your models, it could be a cult superhero. #
- 22:52 The real reason slot machines don't take coins anymore? The casinos knew change would be coming, they didn't want the machines to get sticky #
- 22:54 TV could make a huge leap in quality if shows were made by prisoners on conditional work release based on the success of the show. #
- 22:59 Wow, I wonder if Patrick Dempsey's biological parents have a kid who looks totally irish. Someone made a mistake at the hospital. #
- 23:02 Canada & Russia should throw open their doors to immigrants to settle the tundra. After 2 generations of government support, they'll thrive. #
- 23:04 Guess what I'm watching on 33.2 right now? UHF. It looks as if the joke has finally come full circle. #
- 23:11 Portland, here's your next disgusting hipster food: The Weird Al - A hot dog with a sliced Twinkie for a bun and topped in cheese whiz. #
- 23:15 @ DahmersToes yeah! Then I could see my tattoo! #
- 23:17 Rumor: I was strangled at birth by the umbilical cord, causing a stroke. I was paralyzed until age 5 when on a trip to Disneyland. #
- 23:18 @ DickAmateur dump her. She's not loyal. She doesn't want to be marked by you and ruined for other men. #
- 23:30 I use my lasersight to permanently blind my opponent before delivering a round to his eye socket. #ninjacybercowboy #
- 23:40 Just read a Wired article about how great waterless urinals are. I don't get it. Every urinal is flushless to me. Most water gets reused. #
- 00:08 A billboard I saw today showed a thermostat on a broken ac reading 93° at 3am. Just open a fucking window. #
- 00:12 I carry around small ziplock bag containing mashed potatoes and cash. I use this for purchases at places that don't accept credit cards. #
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