Twitter Update!

Jun 22, 2010 05:02

  • 08:46 I dreamt I had a baby osprey living under my bed in the woods. A snow leopard came to eat it, but I beat it up. Afterwards, it spoke English #
  • 08:52 If God made us in his image, does He also shit? If not, we are imperfect creations. If so, where does God shit? #
  • 09:04 @ Baileyjay88 I think you're backwards. #
  • 09:05 @ LeilaHazlett Plinko in the stinko #
  • 09:52 @ ms_nicotine Were you a band geek? #
  • 09:57 @ ms_nicotine No, that's not close. It makes a lot more sense though. Violin fits much better than Clarinet. Thanks for the trivia! #
  • 10:30 Every morning lately, I'm waking up to an anxiety attack. It really really sucks. #
  • 10:31 @ stits That's about par for the course in my experience. I definitely spent 8 hours on it once. #
  • 11:10 @ ms_nicotine And orchestra girls were often super smart, librarian sexy and totally out of my league. Just like you! Hahaha #
  • 11:11 I think I'm going to get a set of business cards made up in Comic Sans to give to people that deserve them. #
  • 11:21 @ ms_nicotine For the record, I played Trumpet. Recently picked it up again. #
  • 11:51 I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me. -Lady Gaga #
  • 12:20 My San Francisco trip has been canceled. As has Montreal. Chicago is still on, but the dates may be truncated. #
  • 12:22 Does anyone else collect taboo/illegal curiosities? #
  • 12:41 First rule of porn: Always film the rehearsal. #
  • 13:12 I no longer work for the Telluride Film Festival. It was a nice 14 years. #
  • 13:24 @ Matthew_Terhune I was let go. #
  • 16:59 @ stits If I need one. Hopefully, I never need one. #
  • 17:00 Just did a very fun shoot with Sarah Jane, some ripped panties, a lot of blood and a really gnarly knife. #
  • 17:00 Unfortunately, I set my new light on fire. So, I'll have to get it replaced. A capacitor burst. #
  • 17:11 There was a slight configuration issue, so I had to nuke GoodBadIdeas.com and start over. Please re-rollow! #
  • 17:48 This light I blew up, oil started leaking out of it, and smoke was pouring out. We'll see how the RMA goes. #
  • 18:52 @ shewchuk Patience seems to be the key: bit.ly/bJk0yP #
  • 21:48 Someone said I look like Ted Bundy, now that the mustache is gone. I don't see it. twitpic.com/1ywyvy #
  • 21:54 @ iheartangelbeau Thanks! #
  • 00:07 The neighborhood guardian has moved on. I hope only temporarily. It is odd the affinity I feel for Coletrane. He inspires me. #
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