Twitter Update!

Jun 06, 2010 05:01

  • 13:00 It is 85 in my house right now. There are too few jobs in Vegas that take place in a pool. #
  • 13:15 When I was a kid, golf was the Saturday morning ruining boring tv. Now, there's poker on. Humanity has no hope. #
  • 14:21 TV and VCR repair. #nongrowthprofessions #
  • 14:26 @ caseyspooner it sounds like you are bummed out that people aren't biting your style. Your show blew me away. #
  • 14:29 @ LilMissOktane I have this 30 year old Commodore monitor that just broke. I might get it fixed. #
  • 14:46 I hope I never have to trade the freedom of selfemployment for the security of a job. I love the variety of income streams in my life. #
  • 14:48 Nobody should ever spend 40 hours a week doing the same thing. It's not healthy, no matter what it is. Everything in moderation. #
  • 14:52 @ Baileyjay88 my job used to be cleaning out the jello pool on Sunday nights. So, I stopped working on Subdays. #
  • 14:53 @ LilMissOktane I can fix a Camaro. Perhaps I have the innate skills to adjust the electron beams on a cathode Ray tube? #
  • 14:56 I wish I was a little but taller.
    I wish I had some crack in a sack
    And a dollar. #
  • 14:57 @ jessicabuhr make it an erotic memo. #
  • 15:00 I just saw Steve Guttenberg talk to a talking horse. #wherethefuckisstevegutenburgnow? #highspirits #
  • 15:04 If money were based on food, it would be a far more accurate indicator of the strength of any economy than gold in the long term. #
  • 15:05 @ jessicabuhr that is what writing a successful love note is all about. #
  • 15:12 I met a real loser the other day. He beats his girlfriend every day. Other than that, there's nothing good to say about him. She sucks. #
  • 15:20 Homework shouldn't exist, except in the form of a journal summarizing the day. It would be a more accurate means of evaluating aptitude. #
  • 15:28 @ TheeSylvia that's why correspondance schools have shitty reputations. The degree doesn't accurately allow for determining ability. #
  • 15:32 The most ergonomic computer chair I ever had was a busted old lazyboy. It was an ugly piece of shit and amazingly comfy. #
  • 15:33 @ TheeSylvia it still has academic stigma. Just like community college and trade schools. Many lousy students pass through with the good ones #
  • 15:34 @ TheeSylvia I think that's why good schools are so selective about admission. Passing through college is easy. Keep the underachievers out. #
  • 15:39 @ TheeSylvia i'm talking about elementary school homework tho. Kids learn on the playground AND in the classroom. Lengthen the school year #
  • 15:41 @ TheeSylvia I'm definitely putting Adrienne into summer school. I'd have her in preschool if I could afford it. #
  • 16:00 @ TheeSylvia i agree that it is shitty. I think it's also shitty that many schools are diploma mills for barely qualified "professionals" #
  • 16:03 @ TheeSylvia I remember this guy with an A+ cert in IT. He had no ability to diagnose or fix problems. And no investsgive aptitude. Just debt #
  • 16:17 We accept mandatory purchase of unemployment insurace, tho many people never use it. Medical insurance is something that everyone needs. #
  • 16:19 @ LilMissOktane if you find any in a 10.5, let me know! #
  • 16:27 Fantasy Island is like the tv version of an LSD based tropical theme vacation. #
  • 16:34 On some level, we resent our celebrities as soon as they get cancer. It depresses us to see our idols become mortal. #
  • 17:04 I am rapidly approaching the point in the day where I start getting ready to put pants on. #
  • 17:05 @ creamymeat no. That is a good idea. #
  • 18:34 @ drivenbyboredom mine went blue! If we can find someone with a red tv, we could probably form like Voltron. #
  • 18:35 Dennis Hopper seems more like an LSD Biker than a Meth Biker. Wish actual biker culture had turned out that way. yfrog.com/bf17nj #
  • 18:35 Kissy face. yfrog.com/62ss2ucj #
  • 18:47 Strip clubs could probably make a ton of money selling season passes. Put the 'club' aspect back into the equation. Cater to repeat biz. #
  • 19:43 @ drivenbyboredom yeah, but we could make one single giant pixel though. Hahah #
  • 20:29 Jazz thing. Pretty lousy music so far, but huge turnout. (@ Clark County Government Center w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/9THERQ #
  • 20:34 I take it back. The music is only lousy during the guitar solos. Sounds like Slash Shreds. Trumpet is great tho. yfrog.com/0h2v4wj #
  • 20:38 Guy at Starbucks: "let me guess, neither of these drinks are for you." to which I just stared at him. S'up with people pigeon holing me? #
  • 21:07 I used to sit on my roof and read Tolkien when I was a kid. It's a shame I've lost touch with that. Mostly, I read on the toilet now. Lame. #
  • 21:12 @ drivenbyboredom you may get cancer. You need to clean that up properly. www.epa.gov/iaq/formalde.html #
  • 22:35 Restaurant idea: pet eating. Owners of animals sit with them for selling to people to eat. Kind of how lobster works, but more tragic. #
  • 00:22 @ michaelsacca jazz guitar is always a risky proposition, IMO. Especially when it's a solo. #
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