~*04 - A Mysterious Letter*~
Can anyone explain to me why I just received a LETTER in the mail thanking me for accepting a position at "Final Destination's Most High Class Department Store - Inventoryworth's" as SANTA CLAUS starting TOMORROW and going through CHRISTMAS DAY from FOUR PM THROUGH EIGHT PM with a BREAK FOR SUPPER AT SIX.
They returned an 8 by 10 GLOSSY PHOTOGRAPH OF MYSELF TO ME, WHICH I NEVER SENT THEM with a little note that says "You're a perfect fit for the part!"
WHO'S BEEN TAKING PHOTOS OF ME AND ENTERING ME TO BE SANTA CLAUS? I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE IF I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS.
GRIT. GRIT YOU LAZY SLACKER, YOU FIND OUT WHO DID THIS. THIS IS YOUR JOB BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE TOO BUSY BEING SANTA CLAUS TO A BUNCH OF 5 YEAR OLD CHILDREN WITH RUNNY NOSES TO DO IT MYSELF.
I would be MORE UPSET than I currently am except I notice that it actually pays QUITE HANDSOMELY, and I get A DISCOUNT and SUPPER IS PROVIDED.
They returned an 8 by 10 GLOSSY PHOTOGRAPH OF MYSELF TO ME, WHICH I NEVER SENT THEM with a little note that says "You're a perfect fit for the part!"
WHO'S BEEN TAKING PHOTOS OF ME AND ENTERING ME TO BE SANTA CLAUS? I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A PIKE IF I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS.
GRIT. GRIT YOU LAZY SLACKER, YOU FIND OUT WHO DID THIS. THIS IS YOUR JOB BECAUSE I'M GOING TO BE TOO BUSY BEING SANTA CLAUS TO A BUNCH OF 5 YEAR OLD CHILDREN WITH RUNNY NOSES TO DO IT MYSELF.
I would be MORE UPSET than I currently am except I notice that it actually pays QUITE HANDSOMELY, and I get A DISCOUNT and SUPPER IS PROVIDED.