Bitch, Leave a Message!!
If you call me and I don't answer, please leave me a message.
Do NOT hang up and call again. and again. and again.
If I do NOT answer the phone it is because one or more of these things have occurred:
1. I was unable to pick up in time
2. I am nowhere near the ringing phone
3. I am on another call
4. I am screening my calls
5. I am sleeping and do not want to answer
6. I am having sexy times and do not want to stop
7. I am on my other phone
8. I am talking to someone in real life
9. I am eating and want to finish
10. I am dead
I know that most people don't own landlines anymore but seriously, voicemail works exactly like an answering machine.
STOP CALLING, waiting for me to pick up and answer!!!!
Do NOT hang up and call again. and again. and again.
If I do NOT answer the phone it is because one or more of these things have occurred:
1. I was unable to pick up in time
2. I am nowhere near the ringing phone
3. I am on another call
4. I am screening my calls
5. I am sleeping and do not want to answer
6. I am having sexy times and do not want to stop
7. I am on my other phone
8. I am talking to someone in real life
9. I am eating and want to finish
10. I am dead
I know that most people don't own landlines anymore but seriously, voicemail works exactly like an answering machine.
STOP CALLING, waiting for me to pick up and answer!!!!