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[coffeehousemt]

Right now, in the backseat of my car, I have: a dirty grill grate, a poster advertising Cristin's Harvard reading that has my name on it in bold, and a headless Gap mannequin.

(Bonus: my students have named her Susan. I misspelled "name" as "nake", and my phone knew I meant "name" and not "naked".)