From New Year's
I started to post this on New Year's Eve, but thought better of it when I realized I was just about smashed, which doesn't generally lead to good things when mixed with the giant megaphone that is the Internet, but when I logged in today, it was still cached, and I think it came out halfway decent so here it is.
Sometimes you're sitting alone at a party on New Year's Eve and you're in a weird mood but you're not sure why but you're pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that the girl you like has her arms around some dude with a goatee and those stretchy thing in his ears, which is totally not fair in a "Reality Bites" kind of way but on closer inspection you realize that he's a nice guy, which kind of only makes it worse and you're not sure you two would make that good a couple anyway and that just makes you lonely and you're kind of drunk which throws all of your thoughts on the matter into question but doesn't make you feel any better.
Sometimes you're sitting alone at a party on New Year's Eve and you're in a weird mood but you're not sure why but you're pretty sure it has something to do with the fact that the girl you like has her arms around some dude with a goatee and those stretchy thing in his ears, which is totally not fair in a "Reality Bites" kind of way but on closer inspection you realize that he's a nice guy, which kind of only makes it worse and you're not sure you two would make that good a couple anyway and that just makes you lonely and you're kind of drunk which throws all of your thoughts on the matter into question but doesn't make you feel any better.