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[cockmometer]

first car: Honda Accord


first place I lived: Waldwick


where I live now: Mahwah


my name: Darryl (What the fuck is that???)


my grandma's name: Michaelina (I doubt she was ever that hot)


other grandma's name: Doris


favorite food: Chicken Parm


favorite drink: Heineken


favorite song: "Space-Dye Vest" Dream Theater


favorite smell: Clean clothes (just how I like em', made using child slave labor)


favorite shoes: Adidas (these are gay.)